The Avant Guards - BareNaked Dwarves

	Home	—	Away
Teams:	The Avant Guards	—	BareNaked Dwarves
Coaches:	SextonCrikey	—	YokoOno
Races:	Chaos	—	Dwarf
League:	BKBBL
Division:	Lustrian Invitational
Tournament:	Hexoatl
Round:	Round 1
Date played:	Sat Feb 8 2020 22:16:29
Match report:	Download PDF report

Need help?

Game information
Stadium  The Avant Guards BareNaked Dwarves
Gate  k
Fans (RL spectators)
Extra player Stats (ES) report page here
Teams	Score	Δ Treasury	Fan factor	Sportsmanship points	Total team CAS	FAME	TVs
The Avant Guards		k	10-1	points			k
BareNaked Dwarves		k	10-1	points			k

The Avant Guards report
#	Name	Position	MVP	Cp	Td	Int	BH	SI	Ki	IR1 D1	IR1 D2	IR2 D1	IR2 D2	IR3 D1	IR3 D2	Inj	Ageing 1	Ageing 2
1	Picasso	Chaos Warrior	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
2	Dali	Chaos Warrior	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
3	Matisse	Chaos Warrior	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
4	Pollock	Chaos Warrior	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
5	Bowie	Beastman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
6	Claypool	Beastman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
7	Zappa	Beastman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
8	Reed	Beastman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
9	Stravinsky	Beastman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
10	Coltrane	Beastman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
11	Eno	Beastman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST

Star Players: Anqi Panqi Asperon Thorn Barik Farblast Bertha Bigfist Big Jobo Hairyfoot Bilerot Vomitflesh Bo Gallante Bomber Dribblesnot Boomer Eziasson Brick Far'th (+ Grotty) Bryce Cambuel Bulla Shardhorn Captain Colander Cindy Piewhistle Count Luthor Von Drakenborg Crazy Igor Crumbleberry (included in Grak) Curnoth Darkwold Deeproot Strongbranch Dolfar Longstride Dribl (+ Drull) Drull (included in Dribl) Eldril Sidewinder Elijah Doom Fezglitch Flint Churnblade Frank N Stein Fungus the Loon G'Ral Blodschuker Glart Smashrip Glart Smashrip Jr. Gloriel Summerbloom Glotl Stop Gobbler Grimlich Grak (+ Crumbleberry) Grashnak Blackhoof Gretchen Wachter Griff Oberwald Grim Ironjaw Grotty (included in Brick Far'th) Guffle Pusmaw Hack Enslash Hakflem Skuttlespike Headsplitter Helmut Wulf Hemlock Horkon Heartripper Hthark the Unstoppable Hubris Rakarth Humerus Carpal Icepelt Hammerblow Ithaca Benoin Ivan Deathshroud J Earlice Jeremiah Kool Jordell Freshbreeze Karla von Kill Kiroth Krakeneye Kreek Rustgouger Lewdgrip Whiparm Lord Borak the Despoiler Lottabottol Lucien Swift (+ Valen Swift) Madcap Miggz Maple Highgrove Max Spleenripper Mighty Zug Mordrix Hex Morg 'n' Thorg Neddley Verruca Nobbla Blackwart Prince Moranion Puggy Baconbreath Quetzal Leap Ramtut III Rashnak Backstabber Rick Bupkeis Ripper Roxanna Darknail Rumbelow Sheepskin Scrappa Sorehead Scyla Anfingrimm Setekh Sinnedbad Skitter Stab-Stab Skrull Halfheight Slibli Soaren Hightower Swiftvine Glimmershard Throttlesnot Tolly Glocklinger Ugroth Bolgrot Valen Swift (included in Lucien Swift) Varag Ghoul-Chewer Wilhelm Chaney Willow Rosebark Withergrasp Doubledrool Zara the Slayer Zolcath the Zoat Zzharg Madeye

Mercenaries:

BareNaked Dwarves report
#	Name	Position	MVP	Cp	Td	Int	BH	SI	Ki	IR1 D1	IR1 D2	IR2 D1	IR2 D2	IR3 D1	IR3 D2	Inj	Ageing 1	Ageing 2
1	Brian Wilson	Blocker	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
2	$1,000,000	Blocker	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
3	Golden Boy	Blocker	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
4	The Geese	Blitzer	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
5	Jim Creeggan	Blitzer	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
6	Kevin Hearn	Runner	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
7	Steven Page	Runner	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
8	Dirty Hank	Troll Slayer	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
9	Enid	Troll Slayer	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
10	Ed Robertson	Blocker	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
13	Snacktime!	Deathroller	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST

Star Players: Anqi Panqi Asperon Thorn Barik Farblast Bertha Bigfist Big Jobo Hairyfoot Bilerot Vomitflesh Bo Gallante Bomber Dribblesnot Boomer Eziasson Brick Far'th (+ Grotty) Bryce Cambuel Bulla Shardhorn Captain Colander Cindy Piewhistle Count Luthor Von Drakenborg Crazy Igor Crumbleberry (included in Grak) Curnoth Darkwold Deeproot Strongbranch Dolfar Longstride Dribl (+ Drull) Drull (included in Dribl) Eldril Sidewinder Elijah Doom Fezglitch Flint Churnblade Frank N Stein Fungus the Loon G'Ral Blodschuker Glart Smashrip Glart Smashrip Jr. Gloriel Summerbloom Glotl Stop Gobbler Grimlich Grak (+ Crumbleberry) Grashnak Blackhoof Gretchen Wachter Griff Oberwald Grim Ironjaw Grotty (included in Brick Far'th) Guffle Pusmaw Hack Enslash Hakflem Skuttlespike Headsplitter Helmut Wulf Hemlock Horkon Heartripper Hthark the Unstoppable Hubris Rakarth Humerus Carpal Icepelt Hammerblow Ithaca Benoin Ivan Deathshroud J Earlice Jeremiah Kool Jordell Freshbreeze Karla von Kill Kiroth Krakeneye Kreek Rustgouger Lewdgrip Whiparm Lord Borak the Despoiler Lottabottol Lucien Swift (+ Valen Swift) Madcap Miggz Maple Highgrove Max Spleenripper Mighty Zug Mordrix Hex Morg 'n' Thorg Neddley Verruca Nobbla Blackwart Prince Moranion Puggy Baconbreath Quetzal Leap Ramtut III Rashnak Backstabber Rick Bupkeis Ripper Roxanna Darknail Rumbelow Sheepskin Scrappa Sorehead Scyla Anfingrimm Setekh Sinnedbad Skitter Stab-Stab Skrull Halfheight Slibli Soaren Hightower Swiftvine Glimmershard Throttlesnot Tolly Glocklinger Ugroth Bolgrot Valen Swift (included in Lucien Swift) Varag Ghoul-Chewer Wilhelm Chaney Willow Rosebark Withergrasp Doubledrool Zara the Slayer Zolcath the Zoat Zzharg Madeye

Mercenaries:

Game summary

Luck, grit, and David Bowie's magical boots led the Avant Guards to victory in their first-ever match! The team has elected to grow ironic beards in celebration.