Pint-Sized Pests - Da Screamin' Squigz

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Teams:	Pint-Sized Pests	—	Da Screamin' Squigz
Coaches:	The Black Knight	—	oshi
Races:	Goblin	—	Goblin
League:	BKBBL
Division:	Open Play
Tournament:	Open Play
Round:	Round 4
Date played:	Fri Dec 6 2013 22:26:09
Match report:	Download PDF report

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Game information
Stadium  Pint-Sized Pests Da Screamin' Squigz
Gate  k
Fans (RL spectators)
Extra player Stats (ES) report page here
Teams	Score	Δ Treasury	Fan factor	Sportsmanship points	Total team CAS	FAME	TVs
Pint-Sized Pests		k	10-1	points			k
Da Screamin' Squigz		k	10-1	points			k

Pint-Sized Pests report
#	Name	Position	MVP	Cp	Td	Int	BH	SI	Ki	IR1 D1	IR1 D2	IR2 D1	IR2 D2	IR3 D1	IR3 D2	Inj	Ageing 1	Ageing 2
1	Krab	Troll	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
2	Durburz	Troll	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
3	Snibblet	Goblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
4	Stabby Pete	Goblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
5	Zippy	Goblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
6	Sliprot	Goblin [MNG]	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
7	Gribblet	Goblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
8	Zog	Goblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
9	Skikgot	Goblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
10	Pig II	Goblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
11	Burp II	Goblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
14	Vrumrumrumrumzig	Looney	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
16	Shroomz	Fanatic	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST

Star Players: Anqi Panqi Asperon Thorn Barik Farblast Bertha Bigfist Big Jobo Hairyfoot Bilerot Vomitflesh Bo Gallante Bomber Dribblesnot Boomer Eziasson Brick Far'th (+ Grotty) Bryce Cambuel Bulla Shardhorn Captain Colander Cindy Piewhistle Count Luthor Von Drakenborg Crazy Igor Crumbleberry (included in Grak) Curnoth Darkwold Deeproot Strongbranch Dolfar Longstride Dribl (+ Drull) Drull (included in Dribl) Eldril Sidewinder Elijah Doom Fezglitch Flint Churnblade Frank N Stein Fungus the Loon G'Ral Blodschuker Glart Smashrip Glart Smashrip Jr. Gloriel Summerbloom Glotl Stop Gobbler Grimlich Grak (+ Crumbleberry) Grashnak Blackhoof Gretchen Wachter Griff Oberwald Grim Ironjaw Grotty (included in Brick Far'th) Guffle Pusmaw Hack Enslash Hakflem Skuttlespike Headsplitter Helmut Wulf Hemlock Horkon Heartripper Hthark the Unstoppable Hubris Rakarth Humerus Carpal Icepelt Hammerblow Ithaca Benoin Ivan Deathshroud J Earlice Jeremiah Kool Jordell Freshbreeze Karla von Kill Kiroth Krakeneye Kreek Rustgouger Lewdgrip Whiparm Lord Borak the Despoiler Lottabottol Lucien Swift (+ Valen Swift) Madcap Miggz Maple Highgrove Max Spleenripper Mighty Zug Mordrix Hex Morg 'n' Thorg Neddley Verruca Nobbla Blackwart Prince Moranion Puggy Baconbreath Quetzal Leap Ramtut III Rashnak Backstabber Rick Bupkeis Ripper Roxanna Darknail Rumbelow Sheepskin Scrappa Sorehead Scyla Anfingrimm Setekh Sinnedbad Skitter Stab-Stab Skrull Halfheight Slibli Soaren Hightower Swiftvine Glimmershard Throttlesnot Tolly Glocklinger Ugroth Bolgrot Valen Swift (included in Lucien Swift) Varag Ghoul-Chewer Wilhelm Chaney Willow Rosebark Withergrasp Doubledrool Zara the Slayer Zolcath the Zoat Zzharg Madeye

Mercenaries:

Da Screamin' Squigz report
#	Name	Position	MVP	Cp	Td	Int	BH	SI	Ki	IR1 D1	IR1 D2	IR2 D1	IR2 D2	IR3 D1	IR3 D2	Inj	Ageing 1	Ageing 2
1	Boss Gitgut	Goblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
2	Quiggles and Pogo	Pogoer	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
3	Chompa	Looney	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
4	Thunka	Troll	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
5	Thwumpa	Troll	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
6	Da Wild Un	Fanatic	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
7	Sparka	Bombardier	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
8	Kicky	Goblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
9	Grabby	Goblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
10	Wanky	Goblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
11	Spanky	Goblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
12	Piddles	Goblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
13	Squigdy	Goblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
14	Squeezy	Goblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST

Star Players: Anqi Panqi Asperon Thorn Barik Farblast Bertha Bigfist Big Jobo Hairyfoot Bilerot Vomitflesh Bo Gallante Bomber Dribblesnot Boomer Eziasson Brick Far'th (+ Grotty) Bryce Cambuel Bulla Shardhorn Captain Colander Cindy Piewhistle Count Luthor Von Drakenborg Crazy Igor Crumbleberry (included in Grak) Curnoth Darkwold Deeproot Strongbranch Dolfar Longstride Dribl (+ Drull) Drull (included in Dribl) Eldril Sidewinder Elijah Doom Fezglitch Flint Churnblade Frank N Stein Fungus the Loon G'Ral Blodschuker Glart Smashrip Glart Smashrip Jr. Gloriel Summerbloom Glotl Stop Gobbler Grimlich Grak (+ Crumbleberry) Grashnak Blackhoof Gretchen Wachter Griff Oberwald Grim Ironjaw Grotty (included in Brick Far'th) Guffle Pusmaw Hack Enslash Hakflem Skuttlespike Headsplitter Helmut Wulf Hemlock Horkon Heartripper Hthark the Unstoppable Hubris Rakarth Humerus Carpal Icepelt Hammerblow Ithaca Benoin Ivan Deathshroud J Earlice Jeremiah Kool Jordell Freshbreeze Karla von Kill Kiroth Krakeneye Kreek Rustgouger Lewdgrip Whiparm Lord Borak the Despoiler Lottabottol Lucien Swift (+ Valen Swift) Madcap Miggz Maple Highgrove Max Spleenripper Mighty Zug Mordrix Hex Morg 'n' Thorg Neddley Verruca Nobbla Blackwart Prince Moranion Puggy Baconbreath Quetzal Leap Ramtut III Rashnak Backstabber Rick Bupkeis Ripper Roxanna Darknail Rumbelow Sheepskin Scrappa Sorehead Scyla Anfingrimm Setekh Sinnedbad Skitter Stab-Stab Skrull Halfheight Slibli Soaren Hightower Swiftvine Glimmershard Throttlesnot Tolly Glocklinger Ugroth Bolgrot Valen Swift (included in Lucien Swift) Varag Ghoul-Chewer Wilhelm Chaney Willow Rosebark Withergrasp Doubledrool Zara the Slayer Zolcath the Zoat Zzharg Madeye

Mercenaries:

Game summary

After several weeks of taunting and hype the Da Screamin' Squigz finally accepted the challenge of the Pint-Sized Pests to determine once and for all 'Who Iz Da Bestest Gitz?' The game started off well for the Squigz, as they launched an areal assault, scoring one TD by air. Both sides were penetrating armour like it was paper, which given the equipment budgets is likely. However as the game progressed the Pests began to get the edge in injuries. In the end the Pests came out victorious by a 3-1 score, and the casualties were plentiful. Game Notes: -At the half the game was tied 1-1, and there was already 10 casualties in total. -The second half saw the Pests add to their casualty lead, with almost every member of the Squigs taking up permanent residence in the KO and Casualty bins. As the Pests took a 2-1 lead the Squigs were only able to field a single player, a troll. While BKBBL rules clearly state that this allows the Squigs to forfeit without penalty they were unable to do so as their coach was gagged and bound by the Pests assistant coaches. -The pests caused a total of 11 casualties, although the official score line only reads 7 since many of them weren't...um...entirely legal. -The Squigz chainsawman Chompa failed to do any damage, making a quick exit after failing to hurt a troll. This made him a natural selection for MVP. -Despite there being a total of 16 casualties in the game, only 2 players will miss next game! Apparently while the nerf-gauntlets penetrate paper-armour just fine, they are unable to penetrate bone. -At the end of the game, after winning the Best-Gobbo-Team grudge match the Pint-Sized Pests declared themselves "the kings of all goblins" before being reminded of the third team in the league: 'The Goblin Kings'.