Regals of Death Metal - Ancaster Anacondas

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Teams:	Regals of Death Metal	—	Ancaster Anacondas
Coaches:	SextonCrikey	—	wapcaplets
Races:	High Elf	—	Chaos Dwarf
League:	BKBBL
Division:	Season 7
Tournament:	Queen's Division (Season 7)
Round:	Round 1
Date played:	Sat Mar 28 2015 16:48:49
Match report:	Download PDF report

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Game information
Stadium  Regals of Death Metal Ancaster Anacondas
Gate  k
Fans (RL spectators)
Extra player Stats (ES) report page here
Teams	Score	Δ Treasury	Fan factor	Sportsmanship points	Total team CAS	FAME	TVs
Regals of Death Metal		k	10-1	points			k
Ancaster Anacondas		k	10-1	points			k

Regals of Death Metal report
#	Name	Position	MVP	Cp	Td	Int	BH	SI	Ki	IR1 D1	IR1 D2	IR2 D1	IR2 D2	IR3 D1	IR3 D2	Inj	Ageing 1	Ageing 2
1	Habeas Corpus	Blitzer	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
2	Rigor Mortis	Blitzer	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
3	Caveat Emptor	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
4	Vacca Foeda	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
5	Vae Victus	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
6	Semper Fidelis	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
7	Detestus Matribus	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
8	Pluribus Unum	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
9	Bella Gallica	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
10	Gluteus Maximus	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
11	Coitus Interruptus	Thrower	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
13	Ultra Vires	Catcher	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST

Star Players: Anqi Panqi Asperon Thorn Barik Farblast Bertha Bigfist Big Jobo Hairyfoot Bilerot Vomitflesh Bo Gallante Bomber Dribblesnot Boomer Eziasson Brick Far'th (+ Grotty) Bryce Cambuel Bulla Shardhorn Captain Colander Cindy Piewhistle Count Luthor Von Drakenborg Crazy Igor Crumbleberry (included in Grak) Curnoth Darkwold Deeproot Strongbranch Dolfar Longstride Dribl (+ Drull) Drull (included in Dribl) Eldril Sidewinder Elijah Doom Fezglitch Flint Churnblade Frank N Stein Fungus the Loon G'Ral Blodschuker Glart Smashrip Glart Smashrip Jr. Gloriel Summerbloom Glotl Stop Gobbler Grimlich Grak (+ Crumbleberry) Grashnak Blackhoof Gretchen Wachter Griff Oberwald Grim Ironjaw Grotty (included in Brick Far'th) Guffle Pusmaw Hack Enslash Hakflem Skuttlespike Headsplitter Helmut Wulf Hemlock Horkon Heartripper Hthark the Unstoppable Hubris Rakarth Humerus Carpal Icepelt Hammerblow Ithaca Benoin Ivan Deathshroud J Earlice Jeremiah Kool Jordell Freshbreeze Karla von Kill Kiroth Krakeneye Kreek Rustgouger Lewdgrip Whiparm Lord Borak the Despoiler Lottabottol Lucien Swift (+ Valen Swift) Madcap Miggz Maple Highgrove Max Spleenripper Mighty Zug Mordrix Hex Morg 'n' Thorg Neddley Verruca Nobbla Blackwart Prince Moranion Puggy Baconbreath Quetzal Leap Ramtut III Rashnak Backstabber Rick Bupkeis Ripper Roxanna Darknail Rumbelow Sheepskin Scrappa Sorehead Scyla Anfingrimm Setekh Sinnedbad Skitter Stab-Stab Skrull Halfheight Slibli Soaren Hightower Swiftvine Glimmershard Throttlesnot Tolly Glocklinger Ugroth Bolgrot Valen Swift (included in Lucien Swift) Varag Ghoul-Chewer Wilhelm Chaney Willow Rosebark Withergrasp Doubledrool Zara the Slayer Zolcath the Zoat Zzharg Madeye

Mercenaries:

Ancaster Anacondas report
#	Name	Position	MVP	Cp	Td	Int	BH	SI	Ki	IR1 D1	IR1 D2	IR2 D1	IR2 D2	IR3 D1	IR3 D2	Inj	Ageing 1	Ageing 2
2	Akela	Bull Centaur	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
3	Baloo	Bull Centaur	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
4	Nag	Chaos Dwarf Blocker	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
5	Kaa	Chaos Dwarf Blocker	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
6	Rikki-Tikki-Tavvi	Chaos Dwarf Blocker	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
7	Tabaqui	Chaos Dwarf Blocker	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
8	Shere Khan	Chaos Dwarf Blocker	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
9	Bagheera	Chaos Dwarf Blocker	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
11	Mang	Hobgoblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
12	Ikki	Hobgoblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
13	Karait	Hobgoblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
14	Sea Catch	Hobgoblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
16	Chil	Hobgoblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST

Star Players: Anqi Panqi Asperon Thorn Barik Farblast Bertha Bigfist Big Jobo Hairyfoot Bilerot Vomitflesh Bo Gallante Bomber Dribblesnot Boomer Eziasson Brick Far'th (+ Grotty) Bryce Cambuel Bulla Shardhorn Captain Colander Cindy Piewhistle Count Luthor Von Drakenborg Crazy Igor Crumbleberry (included in Grak) Curnoth Darkwold Deeproot Strongbranch Dolfar Longstride Dribl (+ Drull) Drull (included in Dribl) Eldril Sidewinder Elijah Doom Fezglitch Flint Churnblade Frank N Stein Fungus the Loon G'Ral Blodschuker Glart Smashrip Glart Smashrip Jr. Gloriel Summerbloom Glotl Stop Gobbler Grimlich Grak (+ Crumbleberry) Grashnak Blackhoof Gretchen Wachter Griff Oberwald Grim Ironjaw Grotty (included in Brick Far'th) Guffle Pusmaw Hack Enslash Hakflem Skuttlespike Headsplitter Helmut Wulf Hemlock Horkon Heartripper Hthark the Unstoppable Hubris Rakarth Humerus Carpal Icepelt Hammerblow Ithaca Benoin Ivan Deathshroud J Earlice Jeremiah Kool Jordell Freshbreeze Karla von Kill Kiroth Krakeneye Kreek Rustgouger Lewdgrip Whiparm Lord Borak the Despoiler Lottabottol Lucien Swift (+ Valen Swift) Madcap Miggz Maple Highgrove Max Spleenripper Mighty Zug Mordrix Hex Morg 'n' Thorg Neddley Verruca Nobbla Blackwart Prince Moranion Puggy Baconbreath Quetzal Leap Ramtut III Rashnak Backstabber Rick Bupkeis Ripper Roxanna Darknail Rumbelow Sheepskin Scrappa Sorehead Scyla Anfingrimm Setekh Sinnedbad Skitter Stab-Stab Skrull Halfheight Slibli Soaren Hightower Swiftvine Glimmershard Throttlesnot Tolly Glocklinger Ugroth Bolgrot Valen Swift (included in Lucien Swift) Varag Ghoul-Chewer Wilhelm Chaney Willow Rosebark Withergrasp Doubledrool Zara the Slayer Zolcath the Zoat Zzharg Madeye

Mercenaries:

Game summary

After a thoroughly disappointing outing way back in Season 3, Coach wapcaplets has brought back the Anacondas to the gridiron. But why the several season hiatus? "Honestly, back then they just weren't focused. The Anacondas have spent the last three seasons getting their heads on straight and getting back to the fundamentals. We're not tourists; we came to play." Of particular concern had to have been Bull Centaur Akela who gained a reputation for tripping over his own feet with regularity, much to the team's detriment. To that point, wapcaplets commented, "Bull Centaurs are tough to coach. While definitely not as unmanageable as Minotaurs, they are still wild animals. Baloo will be our featured ball carrier at the onset of this season. Akela understands that. Blood Bowl matches are won by seizing opportunities and Akela is anxious to prove that to the world." The season opener against the Regals showed that all of the Anacondas have been attending tackling drills. Despite their filigree armour, the Regals became well-aquainted with the knockout and casualty bin. Even the wandering apothecaries couldn't prevent a broken neck and groin strain. Baloo was truly the MVP scoring both of the Anacondas' TDs in a well-executed 2-0 win.