BKBBL feed http://atomichelix.com/ Black Knight Games Blood Bowl League RSS feed en-EN http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Sun, 18 Aug 2019 07:06:40 -0400 OBBLM 0.95 Match: Longwood Striders (3) vs. Hounds of Khorne (2) Lantern's glowing, Fans Cheering nerves of the players seen from every where this is playoff Blood Bowl. The Striders met the Hounds last night in a game that had it all, overtime, touchdowns and death. The Hounds filled the K.O bin in the first half allowing them to score in the first half, the Striders went into the locker room and came out hungery, Scoring twice in the first 3 minutes of the second half, the hounds tied it near the end of the second half taking Daezeiros life along the way. The coin flip in OT was won by the Striders who wasted little time, and marched down the ptich while Eylonous the leagues most premium thrower figured out the play, it wasn't his big throw that won the game but a smart hand off to Shearvous who lofted the ball to Awalenski in the endzone for the 3-2 win. http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-08-16 09:28:23 Match: Pint Sized Pests (2) vs. Butter Runners (0) Playoff Match in R1 was a tight fight until the last few turns when the Goblins couldn't fail at armour breaks. Pests delete one Ongoing Sponsorship http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-08-09 23:28:36 Match: Longwood Striders (2) vs. Lords of Lustria (0) Last week of the season, the Striders and the Lustria's. With trash talk being fired around. This game had some tension before the first ball was even kicked off. The game sprung into action with Striders holding the Lustrian's to Zero Touchdowns after the first half. The lizards laid a beating on the elves, but the Striders were able to score twice in the game to hold onto a win and allow them to finish in 6th place. http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-08-06 00:29:19 Match: Butter Runners (2) vs. We Want Funerals (2) Fans could never have imagined what they were in store for when they sat down to watch this game. WWF coming off a long streak of wins and draws faced their greatest challenge yet. Serious injuries plagued the Butter Runners.. mostly inflicted by the WWF(and a few ravenous fans from the crowd). Trul Heartstalker Jr. traded deaths with Hacked Up Jim Duggan. Turns out zombies regenerate and Skaven do not... Lesson learned. The Butter Runners were up 2 to 1 in the middle of the second half. Thats when the weird stuff started to happen. A highly toxic ball was snuck on to the field and kicked to the WWF. The type of ball that mutates your face if you even look at it too long! Then ANOTHER ball popped out of the first one. WWF had 4 turns to find a way to the BR end zone and score with TWO balls! BR put up some extremely tight defense. But in the end Man'unkind and The Boogie-man both managed to run in BOTH balls to make sure the score was ultimately tied up 2-2. Hulk Hogan was heard commenting after the game: "I hope we dont have to face Butter Runners again in the playoffs. Im not sure we can beat them.." http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-08-01 22:30:48 Match: We Want Funerals (1) vs. Lords of Lustria (1) Lords of Lustria came out hitting hard. Hard enough to injure several players on the We Want Funerals. luckly with no permanent injuries (isnt regeneration great!). Both teams fought hard with a final score of 1-1. Lords of Lustria wont be seeing playoffs this year. But they will certainly be a strong contender in the years to come. http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-07-28 12:18:14 Match: Longwood Striders (3) vs. Pint Sized Pests (1) What a night for Blood Blood, The Pests and The Striders were fighting for playoff position, and both teams wanted it bad. The Striders had flash backs from their last game against goblins. They wanted to make this a real game and that they did. It was a rough game for everyone all around. Nuffle had front row seats for both sides and it showed. This game had big hits, deaths, touch downs, star players and more. After the dust settled the game was 3-1 Striders there was a total of 9 casualties and even more players will miss the next games. The Striders signed a deal with the sports company and lost three players two of which ended up with Niggling Injuries, on top of the death they suffered the game was intense. http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-07-22 22:18:24 Match: Pint Sized Pests (3) vs. Butter Runners (4) Triple ones on the sponsorship roll for the Pests...must have been a hell of a night! http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-07-19 15:04:13 Match: Longwood Striders (1) vs. Bramble Bush Boys (2) It was a scorching day to play Bloodbowl. Despite neither of the players nor coaches realizing just how bad it was till they were dropping on the pitch after the set up! The elves didn't realize that the sneaky sneaky halfi----GOBLINS had greased all their gloves and shoes with sandwich butter. Barrel Chested Bill was bloodthirsty knocking out and causing injuries. The trolls were surprisingly smart for the game aided by Ripper himself. Towards the end any knocked out elf decided they were better off staying in the bin then getting back on the pitch. By the end only 4 brave elves had decided they wanted to play to the end. http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-07-18 21:41:54 Match: Men In Tights (1) vs. We Want Funerals (3) Men In Tights Vs We Want Funerals. It was an average pitch with and average ref on an average nice day. But there was nothing average about this game! Werewolves on both sides were running fast and furious. touchdowns were quick and take downs were even quicker. by the end of the match there was dead players (permanently dead in some cases) on both teams. WWF despite having the fastest werewolves in the realms were not able to stop the lightning quick offense of the MIT. MIT managed to break WWF's defense and finally score against them. a feat that had not been accomplished since their debut game at the start of the season. ending a 6 game shutout streak. This win (plus a notable draw from Konquata Konquerors vs Night Street Stalkers) moves the WWF to the top of the leader board. http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-07-17 22:26:43 Match: Konquata Konquerors (2) vs. Night Street Stalkers (2) Sometimes, the game just hates you. http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-07-15 23:32:40 Match: Konquata Konquerors (2) vs. Longwood Striders (1) "In what can only be called 'An Amazing Turn of Events', the Konquata Konquerors were able to pull an upset on the defending champions, the Longwood Striders, by a narrow 2-to-1 margin. "Sadly, the champions had their star Wardancer, Zalibouche, die to a brutal hit from Hemlock. Whether or not the hit was legal or if the hit even happened, is currently under debate from the league's rules committee. It is thought that Hemlock may have had some sort of illegal instrument on the field, but since the Jorm the Ogre was busy with another rules issue (he felt it was within his right to question another hit), no one actually saw Hemlock do anything at all! "The game itself will likely be known in history as 'The End of the Longwood Striders', but I do believe Daezeiros may have something to say about it!" - Mindy Piewhistle http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-07-14 17:59:39 Match: We Want Funerals (2) vs. Tiger Gitz (0) "Tiger Gitz is one of the best looking teams in this league!" -Hulk Hogan But despite having beautiful uniforms. they were unable to make a mark on the score board. TG is in the early stages of becoming one of the strongest teams in this league. However, today, was not that day. Hulk Hogan left everyone in the dust as he ran up 2 touchdowns in a row. TG are strong and skilled with many capable blockers. but speed was their weakness and We Want Funerals made sure to stretch those orc legs to their limit. The Undertaking got caught up in the physical excitement of the orcs and promptly had his spine crushed by Frances on the last play of the game. The Undertaking will miss at least a week as we attempt to find a suitable replacement spine for him. Sponsors again lined up to throw their money at the nearly undefeated WWF. http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-07-09 21:53:20 Match: Men In Tights (4) vs. Pint Sized Pests (1) Goblins where home today vs the North. The problem was the dice midway through the first half did not want to agree with the home team. After an early score by the Goblins the team started falling left and right, Sunty played a huge roll for the Goblins to leave the pitch. At the end of the game only 1 Goblin was awake and playing the game. http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-07-05 22:00:36 Match: Night Street Stalkers (1) vs. Pint Sized Pests (3) The league leader in points is dead! Fireballs turn the tide. Crazy game! http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-07-05 18:25:10 Match: We Want Funerals (1) vs. Longwood Striders (0) Longwood Striders were ready and waiting on the snow filled stadium pitch. We Want Funerals met the previous season champions with something akin to awe. Awwww why wouldnt they get journeymen to replace their lost players??? LS was certainly hampered by the weather. WWF knew they wouldnt be able to throw the ball very far in this blinding blizzard. But it had another unintended side effect. WWE werewolves (equiped with their ReBlock cleated shoes) wouldnt be running as fast as they could. Wardancers Daezerios and Zalibouche were everywhere. And no one on the WWF had the strength or skill to knock them down. luck prevailed for the WWF and with some near suicidal movements The Boogie-man was able to sneak a TD in past some very tight Wardancer defense. Boogie-man promptly had his arm crushed by a Wood Elf boot in retaliation for his touchdown and will miss a week or so. After that a pitch invasion followed in which WWF saw half their players fall. but still LS couldnt find away to get the ball to the other end zone. Final score 1-0. LS were so impressed with WWF they awarded them a ceremonial sticker at the end of the match! WWF have no idea what the sticker is for. but it was clearly important to the Wood Elf team and accepted it graciously. After the match more sponsors lined up to award the WWF with more money to play for them. http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-07-03 20:08:07 Match: Tiger Gitz (0) vs. Eataine Elect (2) The mighty armour and thick green skin of the Gitz proved far too resilient for the Elect's blocks to have much effect, but that did not prevent the Elect from scoring early and slowing the Orcs' drives enough to maintain their lead through the game. It was near-miraculous the Elect did not suffer any significant injury from this match -- from the pummelling they took both from the Gitz and the fans! http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-07-02 23:45:02 Match: Necromazing (1) vs. Men In Tights (4) Northern people got a ongoing http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-07-02 12:07:37 Match: 3s, 4s and a 5 (2) vs. BareNaked Dwarves (1) Ongoing Sponsership for 3s 4s and a 5 Star of the game was the Dwarven coach who rune of unwilling flight the beastman closest to the ball on the kickoff, and then with the Chaos warrior 2 squares off the ball, the dwarven coach played spot the sneak and managed to place an extra dwarf in the chaos endzone for the Dwarves scoring a Turn 1 Touchdown while kicking the ball !!!!!!!!! http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-07-01 14:08:39 Match: Longwood Striders (4) vs. 3s, 4s and a 5 (1) A Sunday Morning game for the 5s and Striders. This is the second game the Striders played at full strength and they were still the under dogs physically, but they made up for that with their sound agility. The Striders opted to kick off and the 5's looked to be in a good spot, however Sheri Bobbins tripped on some sort of hazard allowing the Striders to get the ball and score. With a 1 - 0 lead the 5s game plan changed noticeably so the Striders attacked for the rest of the game, and were able to pull off a 4-1 game with their standard 6 players on the pitch. Tatitula never came out of the dressing room and it wasn't noticed until after the game when the team went into the dressing room. http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-06-30 13:44:39 Match: Bramble Bush Boys (0) vs. We Want Funerals (3) WWF started off strong gaining a 1 nothing lead. The Bramble Bush Boys fought back hard and looked to tie things up when Ripper was accidentally handed the ball. But luck was not with the BBB's. 1, 2, 3 trolls were suddenly on the ground and the ball was loose. WWF was quick to react and pushed the score up to 2-0. Ripper was not impressed with being pushed around and promptly obliterated Andre the Golem for getting in his way. Andre will be missed by WWF... and was replaced with Andre the Golem 2, 10 minutes later. The BBB's reserves quickly dwindled and the smart ones decided to stay off the pitch. Which severely hampered their defense allowing the WWF to sneak in one more TD to make it 3-0. Their ongoing success attracted yet another sponsor for the WWF. http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-06-28 16:49:30