BKBBL feed http://atomichelix.com/ Black Knight Games Blood Bowl League RSS feed en-EN http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Thu, 27 Jun 2019 08:45:25 -0400 OBBLM 0.95 Match: Butter Runners (4) vs. Tiger Gitz (1) Before the game began the butter Runners only hope against the tiger gits was to sneak through there lines and try not to get beat on. After deciding to kick off to the orcs they were able to sneak 2 points during the first half. Then during the second half when it was 4-0 the Tiger Gits were able to score a point right before the timer went off. The Butter runners coach was heard saying after the game saying "thank goodness my players listened to me and pretended to knocked out when they were in danger" After the game they were approached by the Filthy Dirty Dairy company for a sponsorship which they gladly accepted. Fortunately no one was hurt in the post party. http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-06-26 23:00:14 Match: Longwood Striders (4) vs. SOD OFF! (1) What a wonderful night for the Champs to take the pitch. With the coach declaring not to use Journeyman the Striders took to the pitch with 9 players, The orc, with 11. The fans were worried for their beloved Striders as this orc team had a savage look in their eyes, it turns out that wasn't savagery it was a dull look of what is going on here. The Striders didn't waste any time with the game, blitzing on the open kick off, it was a good thing OFF! didn't put a guy back for the ball, it made it easy for the Striders to score in the second minoute. Down 3 players in the second half they scored three more times allowing 1. The elves showed the whole league and leagues around the world why they are champions. Final score 4-1, after the game the Striders were seen partying at the local night club where they exposed themselves, to the song Too Many Dicks on the dance floor! http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-06-24 22:06:55 Match: Hounds of Khorne (0) vs. Pint Sized Pests (6) Everything went right for the goblins up until the after-party, when the Pests celebrated much too hard. Three players will miss next game with 'load management'. The result puts the Pests firmly at the top of league scoring, but can they keep the good times rolling against the rookie lizardmen without so many key players? Tune in next week to see! The pests add a third Ongoing Sponsorship (welcome to the portfolio to Mr Squig candy bars - when your teeth are THIS big...they call you Mister). http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-06-21 14:01:59 Match: Tiger Gitz (2) vs. Lords of Lustria (1) Shane couldn't roll a dodge roll to save his life even with rerolls and I rolled a 1 on my go for it into the end zone then rerolled it into a 1 to cause a terrible turn over. good times were had by all. we did not roll for fans at the beginning of the game oops http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-06-20 19:08:06 Match: Bramble Bush Boys (0) vs. Men In Tights (2) 21k fans showed up for this match. They wanted blood and they got it. The downside is, it wasnt any human blood on the pitch today. Goblins came and gone, having the Ball n Chain out turn one, because of a tripping hazard while setting up. Which never came back into the game. Gave the Norse the chance to just walk around and not be scared of the Ball n Chain. Norse scored late on the Gobs drive, than again late on their own drive to make sure there was no 1 TTD with the doom diver. http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-06-20 15:06:13 Match: Butter Runners (2) vs. Night Street Stalkers (2) After an unexpected blood bath for both sides, both coaches walk off agreeing that it was a good match. The Skaven coach remarks "if the last his player hadn't slipped in the last minutes of the game then they would have gotten". http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-06-18 23:07:48 Match: BareNaked Dwarves (1) vs. Men In Tights (2) It was a good game for Bloodbowl as the Men in Tights and Barenaked Dwarfs entered the stadium in front of 20k adoring fans. With the first kick off the fans were hungry for blood as a loose rock knocked out Kevin Hearn who missed the rest of the game from the projectile. A bouncy ball ended up in the up in the corner of the MIT's end zone. A sneaky play by the dwarfs resulted in a long Steven Paige blitzing the opposition teams ball carrier and dodging out of a linesman tackle zone. By turn 3 Steve scored the first touchdown to bring the BND up by 1. By the 2nd half, there were two injured dwarfs, with Gordon missing next game due to a hard hit from Zacharias. With a man down the Dwarfs had an uphill battle. Poor bounce on the 2nd half opening kickoff led to a weak cage formation and the dwarves were to slow to respond. The quick MIT's got a turnover and quickly scored with Zacharias living off of the raving teams cheers. By the 6th turn with the score up 2-1 from a quick pass for Alva, the dwarfs had another chance to score and tie it. With proper blocking and expert maneuvering the MIT's were able to strip the ball and pass the ball on the 8th and bring it back for a touchdown. With 1 GFI taken and 1 left, Jahid did not see the rock that initially knocked out Kevin Heard, resulting in a knocked down on the dwarfs endzone line. Coach Yoko Ono was heard saying "Well I was expecting worse, with such a fast and formidable team, receiving our first ever loss to them doesnt sting, just wait for the playoffs". On other news, Enid was so angered by the loss he vowed to get revenge, and was able to learn Mighty Blow from watching last years teams videos. http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-06-18 13:42:46 Match: Longwood Striders (1) vs. Necromazing (1) A new look from the Striders as their coach opted to run with 10 players on the pitch, we're not sure if it was arrogance or a new strategy that we've never seen. But it seemed to work as the were able to take advantage of a Necromazing error and preserve the 1-1 Tie. Next up for the Striders is the dimwitted orcs of Sod OFF. http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-06-14 13:55:41 Match: We Want Funerals (1) vs. 3s, 4s and a 5 (0) 3s, 4s and a 5 were the powerhouse team to beat. monstrous mutations and beasts with incredible powers. The WWF suffered a few missing players from the last match with the Dark elves. So several legendary star players appeared to help bring the WWF up to strength. Setekh managed to keep the opposing ball carrier on his toes and Count Luthor absorbed more punishment from the 3,4,5s than a man of his legendary stature was used to. (its unlikely he will play for the WWF again as hecklers really got to him during this game and says he needs some time alone to think about his career.. yikes!) Despite every effort of 3,4,5s they were unable to tie it up in the last minutes of the game. A hard fought 1-0 win for the WWF WWF also acquired an on going sponsorship. http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-06-13 16:48:13 Match: Tiger Gitz (0) vs. 3s, 4s and a 5 (1) On going sponsership for 3s, 4s and a 5 http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-06-11 22:41:01 Match: Lords of Lustria (2) vs. Necromazing (0) Regeneration helped the Necro team.....not die to the Lustria onslaught. The Skinks took the game with 2 TDs going to Ihncii, who unfortunately became another victim of the Werewolf. http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-06-11 15:22:06 Match: Pint Sized Pests (3) vs. SOD OFF! (1) Pests spent 20K on extra inducements (factored in to their winnings already) Pests got a 1 time sponsorship (Blorfin's Goodtime Ball and Chain Grease) Pests purchase their Stadium - Renamed the 'Pint Sized Pladium' http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-06-11 12:50:51 Match: Morathi's Marauders (0) vs. We Want Funerals (3) Morathi's Marauders looked to start things with a promising opening. Man'unkind fumbling the ball repeatedly and Sevwrath dismantled Abdullah the Butcher in the first minutes. Abdullah will be missing next week as we attempt to retach his limbs in the next few days. After that, things got hazy, hazy with the blood of the MM players. In the turns that followed the entire dark elf team was systematically removed from the pitch. Claw and strategic attacks (or lucky rolls as other would come to call it) saw the rest of the MM wiped out in middle of the second half. WWF ran up the score 3-0 at that point. Steelhelm's Sporting Emporium was so impressed with carnage that they immediately offered the team a full sponsorship. Hulk Hogan and Sgt. Slaugterer were so happy about the latest development they will be spending a few extra days in recovery having partied a little too hard after the game. WWF would also like to give their respects to #8 Fanaile of the Morathi's Marauders for having played his heart out literally and welcomes him in his new life as a zombie with the WWF. http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-06-10 18:49:26 Match: Pint Sized Pests (2) vs. BareNaked Dwarves (3) Sometimes a Troll is a Troll... Dwarves scored a 1 turn touchdown (how is that possible!?) Goblins get a second ongoing Sponsorship http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-06-08 01:01:27 Match: Hounds of Khorne (1) vs. 3s, 4s and a 5 (2) 3s, 4s, and a 5 - ongoing sponsership http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-06-06 20:20:06 Match: BareNaked Dwarves (2) vs. Tiger Gitz (1) It was a sunny day as the two green teams (pun intended) entered the pitch, ready to prove their worth to the Commissioner who was in attendance to see the two new teams off. The fanfare was not entirely enough as only 8 thousand fans line the Dwarf Stadium. It started with the Tiger Gitz receiving the kickoff, though their coach may have to speak with them next game as they almost only focused on knocking out their opponents. A slight misplay lead to a BareNaked turnover and an eventual touchdown 3/4 way through the 1st half by 1st year player Jim Creegan. By the end of the 1st half 3 dwarfs were on stretchers and Runner Kevin Hearn will miss the next game due to a broken jaw! The 2nd half started with the dwarfs receiving in spectacularly green fashion. The Gitz easily surrounded the Dwarf Cage and pushed them to the edge. A fumbled pass by Jim Creegan lead to a turnover and a quick touchdown by Torg, who was quoted as saying 'Waaw the balz iz squishy like dwarf". With 2 minutes remaining in the game, the game tied 1-1, the receiving dwarfs runner held back from getting into the scrum, resulting in an over committing of Blitzers and Blockers. As the BareNaked Runner traversed and threw himself into the scrum, the ball came loose behind the Gitz line. Novice Blocker and longtime Strider Fan, Golden Boy was pushed back beside the ball and able to channel his inner elf and run just 5 feet from the touchdown line. The Gitz were on hot pursuit as Blorg was able to throw himself onto the back of Golden Boy, who was able to dodge out of the way and into BareNaked Dwarf history with the game winning touchdown and a minute remaining. Coach YokoOno was heard saying to his players, "Testing 1, 2, 3; Hello We may have only had One Week to train, but Odds Are and were that we weren't Another Postcard, and even though we were Falling For the First Time and many times after we squeaked through a historic win." http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-06-06 01:33:08 Match: Men In Tights (2) vs. Eataine Elect (0) Very Close game, Elfs came out with great Defense. The Northern Men needed to pull off some crazy moves to score. Second Half the Loner who wanted to pick up the ball, failed and from their it was down hill http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-06-04 22:19:47 Match: Daggers Squadron (4) vs. Longwood Striders (4) For Dagger squadron there was no hope for the team fresh from the cold coast of Naggaroth. Their opponents were their tree-kin cousins, victors of the last championship. Their only goal was to stay alive, until their coach revealed how deep the teams coffers went. Bribes, trickery and above all else a old debt was called in as Horkon Heartripper took the field. Carving a bloody path through the enemy ranks the Longwood Striders held their as their numbers slowely dwindled. Despite the Striders being down to a handful of players the Daggers barely brought it to a tie, both sides collapsing to the ground in relief as it ended. http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-06-03 23:04:27 Match: Night Street Stalkers (0) vs. We Want Funerals (3) Night Street Stalkers vs We Want Funerals. Death and touchdowns.. this was the victory story for the WWE. It should have been a closer game. But a very costly fumble turned what was going to be a 1-1 game in to 3-0 for the WWE. The WWE would like to sincerely thank the NSS for the free zombie they provided us with in th 2nd half. http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-06-02 16:18:32 Match: Pint Sized Pests (5) vs. Morathi's Marauders (2) Sometimes Goblins just Goblin... http://atomichelix.com/ 2019-05-31 15:16:56