BKBBL feed http://atomichelix.com/ Black Knight Games Blood Bowl League RSS feed en-EN http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Thu, 22 Jun 2017 12:57:48 +0000 OBBLM 0.95 Match: Da Bonehoard Blitzas (1) vs. Shawskink Redemption (3) Since Shawskinks team finally rid themselves of the rotting scale disease they had previously contracted, they have not been beaten. despite Coach Hogans continued claims that he will be selling the Shawskinks at the end of this season. there seems to be no end it sight to their continued win streak. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-05-19 13:38:03 Match: Florin Brute Squad (2) vs. De Other Guyz (1) The round 1 playoff game featuring the Florin Brute Squad and...De Other Guyz was a bout for the ages. In the first half De Other Guyz took it to the Brute Squad, killing star and fan favorite Inigo in the early going. They wiped several other players off the pitch and held firm watching the clock hoping to score at the last moment. The Brute Squad coach made a big show of whining and complaining to the referee about the unsettlingly good dice De Other Guyz were using to obliterate player after player. The distraction worked as a Brute Squad player snuck on the the field from reserves making a mess of De Other Guyz cage. De Other Guyz re-gathered their wits quickly though sending another member of the Brute Squad to the showers before scoring. The Brute Squad tried somthing clever with what little time remained, but spent so long getting into the perfect formation that the clock hit zero. 1-0 at the half. The second half began with a well-planned riot, sending several players for a dirt-nap. The Brute Squad used the 'unexpected' opening to make for a quick score. 1-1. The rest of the half was a real slug fest, with posession changing hands more than once. At one point De Other Guyz coach rolled double skulls, and quickly reached for the re-roll. The Brute Squads coach offered a hug in exchange for a second roll of 'double skulls' and the orcs gladly obliged - eager for even a whif of affection (being disgusting greenskns afterall). The half ended without either side scoring again, and with both more than a little bumped and bruised. Bring on OT! Overtime began well for the Brute Squad with a strategic 'coin flip' victory. But they didn't hold posession long as their first attempt was met with stiff opposition. The teams went blow for blow, removing plyer after player from the pitch. Both big guys gone, no Black Orcs to be seen, down to zero catchers - it was up to either team to find an unexpected hero. With the clock ticking down Westley found himself with the ball right along the sideline. He took a quick look to the sidelines, and noticed a great number of orcs rested and ready to return to action. He had to end it then, or risk being overwhelmed in double OT. With his last breath he launched the ball to a waiting Roberts - who snagged his first ever TD! The Brute Squad Win...well what's left of them that is. On to round 2! ***After the Game*** Coach: "You did well out there this season kid, you had a good run!" Ryan: "Had!? Coach, I'll be good to go in a couple weeks!" Coach: "We don't have a couple weeks son, you know that. Now clean out your locker. We have this new up and comer named 'Ryan II' and he's gonna need your spot. Ryan: "..." Blood Bowl is a harsh mistress sometimes. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-05-17 00:08:08 Match: Bard Nation United (1) vs. Shawskink Redemption (2) Ice-TD had the moves to save the game. However, Tommy knew how to BLOCK and Ice-TD didn't. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-05-12 00:57:04 Match: Da Bonehoard Blitzas (2) vs. The Red Plague (1) The Bonehoard took an early lead and never let it go, once there were more rusty orcs than pretty ones, it was hard for the Plague to come back. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-05-06 23:48:59 Match: DESERT STORM (1) vs. Dunwich Horrors (3) The Dunwich Horrors arrived needing a convincing win to make the playoffs and Desert Storm showed up not caring much for scoring and had designs on taking out the season's frustrations on the rats. In their prior match-up this season there was dubious officiating in the latter half of the game which continued into this game. Desert Storm fouled five times successfully without an ejection until the dying moments of the game when the refs had no choice but to eject PTAH after his third consecutive foul. The Horrors count themselves lucky to have only lost one player at the advent of the playoffs. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-05-03 23:45:54 Match: Da Bone Breakaz (2) vs. The Massacre (1) Da Boyz, we'z put the hurt on them spiky animal gitz! Dey lurnd an a lezzon today: ya can't beat an orc at a propah rumble! http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-05-02 21:44:54 Match: Da Bonehoard Blitzas (1) vs. Florin Brute Squad (1) It came down to one last quick pass. The Brute Squad almost took advantage of a Blitzas error to steal the ball with time running out. Breaking away from the orcs Rugen looked at the clock and realized he had time for one last quick pass to the endzone for a waiting Humperdink! 3,2,1... The throw was up! Humperdink was ready! First Place in the entire league came down to this moment! Ball meets turf. Rugen can't believe it. The blooper reel has one more entry, it plays over and over on the Highlights of the Night. Rugen can't sleep. Shake it off Rugen, the playoffs await. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-04-28 14:49:34 Announcement by Knights_of_nee: BEST SPORT Please make your way over to our Facebook page and vote for you best sport! http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-04-28 10:51:02 Match: De Other Guyz (1) vs. Shawskink Redemption (2) De Other Guyz suffered badly. the score was close but the casualties were not. D.O.G. got bit hard. Saurus were clamping down on orc flesh with every hit. with 4 orcs removed before the first half was over. Leon managed to score the only point for the the D.O.G. by flying through the air on a perfect pass by BLAIN. In retaliation for their poor defense. The Judge decided it was time to end the D.O.G. only offensive scoring option and promptly removed BLAIN by fracturing his skull. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-04-28 01:19:33 Match: DESERT STORM (2) vs. Shawskink Redemption (2) turns out going blow for blow with the undead results in regeneration and a badly damaged Saurus team! http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-04-23 23:04:39 Match: Da Bonehoard Blitzas (2) vs. Gipfel Smokers (0) The Smokers poured their hearts and their treasury into this one, but watching Forrest Stump go down hard in the opening moves of the game took the smoke out of their pipes. Bungo found his flight plans gorunded as constant Orc pressure on the ball left the Halflings scrambling for control. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-04-18 10:53:11 Match: Shawskink Redemption (0) vs. Barak Varr Buccaneers (2) The Dwarves came put to prove they belong in the playoffs, vs the Number 1 ranked team in the division, in the first half the dwarves managed to bribe Tommy for a drive and it was worth it every piece of gold, as he blitzed the ball carrier leaving the. Redemption in a bad spot but not horrible. However the Buccaneers have paid tribute to the god of luck, as they starters to man....lizard handle the Redemption. 1-0 dwarves after the Redemption Received. The second half saw a slew of lizards going to the injury bin Tommy Nearly died but the Apo saved him. At the end of the game the Dwarves were crowned victorious and the game was 2-0. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-04-12 23:10:11 Match: Dunwich Horrors (1) vs. Shawskink Redemption (1) Sprinklers, Saurus and Skaven... Oh My! http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-04-09 15:38:56 Match: The Red Plague (3) vs. De Other Guyz (1) Best part of the game was Bag Dad forgetting which team he was on, running up and punching the ball carrier Daquan in the back of the head taking him out of the next game. The rest of the game was a mess on both sides with bad luck running rampant. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-04-06 19:15:30 Match: DESERT STORM (0) vs. Barak Varr Buccaneers (2) It was a wild game in the Buccaneers hidden cave. The Desert Storm thought they would walk in and take the dwarves by force. The stadium was crumbling due to the mass of the of the Tomb Guardians and the death roller, it seemed like ever time the teams finished their play, more Stalagmite fell from the Cave. Coach Barrovian called for nuffle to save his team, however it fell on deaf ears. The first half saw the dwarves go up 3-1 in casualties. The Stalagmite told a different story, it claimed Set as it broke his ankle, it caused 5 K.Os and another injury that was regenerated, that was just the Storm, the Dwarves suffered 1 death that the APO saved along 1KO. The scariest moment is when a piece hit Erirdel while he was carrying the ball. The second half saw the death roller ejected and Hack'n Slash taking the pitch. The Stalagmite continued to pelt the players mostly the Storm. The Dwarves proved to have great treasures and they Bribed Hack'n Slash to turn on Horus and he did as he turned around and drove his chain saw into him. As more Stalagmite continued to fall on the Storm it was clear they were in some trouble, Hack'n Slash didn't do a thing as he was so worried about being taken out, when he finally got the chance to foul he started his chainsaw up unfortunately as he went to use it on Fosak the Troll slayer, it hit a piece of Stalagmite and shot back and ended his night! The Dwarves we're able to secure the ball and dodge the remaining Stalagmite to take a 2-0 won home! Things went from worse to Horrible as the team Priest went to use a magic Sponge to save Set from his injury, as he applied the sponge one last piece of Stalagmite fell from roof of the cave piercing the sponge and Set's ankle! Coach Barrovian said "I will never play under ground again, if it wasn't for the book of the dead I'd have no team!" http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-04-05 23:36:49 Match: Better than Thou (2) vs. Dwarven Steel (0) Neither team felt truly prepared for this match, but they threw their hearts into it none the less! Unfortunately for Alavara and *blocker#5* they also left their hearts on the field, no longer inside their chests. An early blitz set off a grinding first half which saw the rain soaked ball change hands many times before the elves were finally able to take it in for a TD. The second half saw the elves take advantage of their opponents slow speed and hold the ball near the dwarf endzone to make sure the counteroffensive would be short and ill-fated. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-04-04 20:49:01 Match: Bard Nation United (1) vs. Da Bonehoard Blitzas (1) After the Blitzas fans threatened to quit the team over a victory via forfeit, Bard nation were given the chance to play the game. Several members of the team regretted the descision. HUGE managed to spend most of the game in the KO bin, which let the orcs go to town on the bards with superior strength. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-04-04 17:29:17 Match: veil walkers (0) vs. Gothams Knights (2) Forfiet http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-04-04 16:34:17 Match: Da Bone Breakaz (0) vs. DESERT STORM (2) After apologizing to Nuffle, the Storm surged on to the pitch with fists flying. Big Zam was only too happy to accommodate in true Trollish fasion. Unfortunately for Zam, the rest of the team were less enthusiastic and let him do all the hitting, "Dems not even made of meat" complained Tor. There were accusations from Da Bone Breakaz that Zam may have been cursed prior to the match, which Coach Barrovian emphatically denied, but was overheard saying "We want our money back from that cursed witch. By the way, did we win? I can't think straight with all this sand in my head." as he walked away. Da Breakaz appoacary was delayed in getting to the game by "a freak sandstorm" and was unavailable during play. He promises to make it to the next game on time. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-03-30 22:25:08 Match: Barak Varr Buccaneers (2) vs. Deadly Nightshade (0) This was a game where the Dark Elves thought they would run around the small legs of the dwarves. The night before they took out their probability wizards out to drink and slave it up. Unfortunately these bad habbits caused the wizards to be late for the first half. The elves were so hung over they couldn't dodge or block. The dwarves took advantage of this and used up the clock while taking elves off the pitch. 1-0 at the end of the first half. WIth the elves wizards back to help them for the second half they were only down a single player. It looked to be going well as the elves caged up in the middle of the pitch. However their coach forgot about the Krazak on the death roller who was allowed to stay on the pitch due to a bribe the dwarves gained in the first half. He dodged into the cage and knocked the ball holder down and stunned him. The elves tried to recover however nuffle decided to squash that. A few more failed dodges, and the dwarves were able to secure the ball and walk in to win 2-0. Krazak showed his skill injuring 2 elves and K.o anohter. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-03-30 15:23:17