BKBBL feed http://atomichelix.com/ Black Knight Games Blood Bowl League RSS feed en-EN http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Mon, 11 Dec 2017 19:56:35 +0000 OBBLM 0.95 Match: Hashut's Hellfires (1) vs. Da Bonehoard Blitzas (2) Gaymz'a goodun. Dat ball wurz slippy, and dat one four-legged dwarf fing sure can run! Victory meal for da BONEHOARD BLITZAS!!!!! http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-11-21 00:44:51 Match: Shimmy n Shake Shamblers (1) vs. Hashut's Hellfires (2) The game opened with the Shakers recieving, the Hellfires managed to sneak in and score a TD. The Shakers recieved and nimbly dodged through the Hellfire line, the chaos dwarves attempted to box the ball carrier in but bull centaur tripped up leavng enough of a hole to score making it 1-1. The second half the Hellfires recieved, but a blitz caught them wide open. A huge melee took place in the center with a second ball appearing causing huge confusion. After the melee cleared the Hellfires proved victorious and ran both balls down the field to end the game 2-1. Lots of injuries. Brutal slug fest. One the fans will be talking about for years! http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-11-13 21:33:06 Match: Tallymen (0) vs. Da Bonehoard Blitzas (2) Itz alwayz a gud day fer some Bloodbowl, but it'z not alwayz gud ta fight dem nurgle boyz, dem is ugly an' can get da boyz sick. Since we'd played da Tallymen earlier dis year, we wuz more uzed to it den last time, still gross though. First 'alf dey kicked da ball at us, n' den dey came at us afore it hit da grownd, we said dat wuzn't right, but Jorm iz still lookin' fer da rule 'bout defrollas, so he didn't say nuffin. We managed to get da ball and score real late in the half anywayz, so it wuz all gud. Second 'alf we kicked da ball to dem, put it right where dey wanted it n' everyfing. Dey tried real 'ard, but da boyz wuz 'arder, n' by da end we wuz able to run da ball in fer a second marker. 2-0 BLITZAS! Rivabed Stay-dyum wuz all flooded again, so we'z ad ta play at unuva one. Dis wun din't ave gud lines on it, which we fough wuz fun, so after da game we decided we'd jus buy it! Welcome to Da Blitza-dome boyz. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-11-09 15:33:13 Match: Hashut's Hellfires (2) vs. De Other Guyz (1) A hot mic on Dhron Khyng caused a massive pitch invasion against the Hellfires stunning nearly the entire team. Blackhoof and a hobgoblin managed to keep the ball in Hellfire possession and after a desparate drive score. In response De Other Guyz tossed Leon high into the air and promptly scored ending the half. The second half started with the Orcs recieving. Bombs exploded everywhere and after a huge scrum the Hellfire's snuck up the field. A long bomb (litterally) dropped Stich inches from the line. With only seconds on the clock he managed to crawl out of the crater he was in and score. Final 2-1 Hellfires. Insanity. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-11-04 00:46:47 Match: Da Bonehoard Blitzas (2) vs. Hamilton Tiger-Rats (1) It werz a luverly day in Rivabed staydyum when dem ratz came at uz fer da first game or da playoffs. We wuz finkin' dat des ratz is gotta be like dem u'va ratz wut we stomped earlier in da season. We wuz only 'alf right on dat. Da first 'half ended 1-1 if you wuz lookin at da scoreboard, or a more dissapointin' 0-0 if youze is looker fer 'urt playerz. Da Boyz wuzn't so con-fi-dent about da second 'alf wiv so many ratz still on dere clawed up feets. Dem kicked to us, an at one point made a play to steel the ball frum our 'alf of the field. Da boyz wuz 'avin' nun of it though, an we took dat ball back. Just about everyone wuz in on day play. Even big fitz wuz caryin da ball at one point! We ended up drawin' the drive out to the end of the half, just like we do in practice, and didn't leave dem ratz wiz enough time to come back. Now we iz headin' to da semi-finals, an it looks like we'z got some smelly, beefy, kina-'umies to punch out way through to get to the final round. Dey ain't got dere big smelly dog fing, but we iz gunna mis big Jim and 'iz bombs. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-11-01 13:15:42 Match: Bard Nation United (2) vs. Tallymen (3) The stoic and silent Kri-ket fans watched quietly as goblins and balls were hucked end to end throughout a spectacular match. At one point star player Grotty was pushed past the sidelines, but the crowd made space for him and after signing a few autographs he was gently pushed back on to the pitch. Moments short of going into overtime, the Talleymen broke lose to score a resounding touchdown. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-10-31 02:47:31 Match: Hashut's Hellfires (3) vs. Unnecessary Krewlty (1) The game was 2-2. They had already put up the point up on the board, but as he dodged away he was tripped up and fell over. In a feat of mighty strength Scrap threw the ball down field, it missed, but after a quick burst of speed and a whistle on the play which was over turned touchdown hellfires!Boot did something besides become injured! Armour held up surprisingly well and odd kick offs for both sides. Bob is a throwing boss! A much closer game than the score says. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-10-16 23:49:25 Match: Hashut's Hellfires (2) vs. DESERT STORM (0) The first half was a bashy one, with much crowd involvement as players from both sides were knocked into the crowd. Both teams had star players on them, the sneaky hobgoblin Rashnak slashed and hacked away at the Storm, earning scorn from the announcers. After the Storm began to fail go for it after go for it, his master plan was causing them to trip over their torn bandages! A brutal and fun match! http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-10-13 23:02:54 Team news by Bard Nation United The Bard Nation have reached 200k in their stadium funds, this is the only way I can track it. Commissioner Awesome http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-10-11 11:06:37 Match: Da Bonehoard Blitzas (3) vs. Dunwich Horrors (1) Dis game wuz brought to yooz by Khornate Blood Services. "It's in you to give...to us" We came out ta smash a rat ogre, but 'e dinna show up, so we 'ad to punch sum uver ratz. Dey brought a wrackin' ball fing, but we blewed it up wiv a bomb. Dem we punched sum more an got sum touch downs, which made coach 'appy. Least it woulda if 'e hadn't got 'imself kicked outa da game. We leaned sum sneaky moves frum dem ratz, ball handlin' aint az ard as it looks! http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-10-06 02:18:56 Match: The Massacre (0) vs. Bad Apples (1) *Newly promoted team captain, Terror Tree, sits in a suit, bursting at the seams, at a table in front of a crowd of reporters* "I couldn't be more proud of my guys. we played our defense and we played our offense. it was a text book game for us. first half the Massacre tried to get up the field with a heavy mutated hand but met a stone wall of dwarves that denied a first half TD. Second half we pushed a hard left field maneuver that caught the Massacre off guard. leaving many of them KO'd and injured before we finally managed to walk the ball up field in the hands of #9 Grievous Granny Smith for a late game TD. So proud of you buddy for running all that way with the ball!" *He points a giant meaty clawed hand at #9. who stands a few feet away, on top of a chair, beaming with pride!* *Coach Hulk Hogan steps to the mic* "Bad Apples are new. its going to take some time to get these guys to work together properly. but things are looking really good. so good in fact DEAD BULL was so impressed with our match tonight they offered a small sponsorship to help us with our play off run as well. we play back to back games this week and will be up against the Dunwich Horrors tomorrow evening. I know im looking forward to this match. Bad Apples have a real thirst for violence when in comes to Skaven teams for some reason. I cant wait to see the pile of casualties my boys will inflict tomorrow night!" http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-09-27 13:45:31 Match: Hamilton Tiger-Rats (2) vs. Hashut's Hellfires (1) A exciting game with two teams who had a mutual respect for each other, at least until the fists starting flying! Both teams scored on their drives. Both teams had high and lows, strange bounces and brutal blocks. The Hellfires bid farewell to Garnahk. We hardly knew ye. The game winning TD occurred late in the 2nd half. The Hellfires had broken through and headed up the field when a gutter runner came in. With an impossible flurry of movement, knocked down a centaur by himself! There was a whistle on the play, but another player came in and scooped up the ball and threw it for a TD. Despite protest from Dhron Khyng the TD stood and it was 2-1 Tiger Rats! http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-09-26 23:33:08 Match: Naggaroth Nightrunners (0) vs. Barak Varr Buccaneers (2) The day started off with beautiful weather, and ended in the rain. The Dark Elves had some tricks up their sleeves as they dodged through the dwarven wall! But the Buccaneers showed why they're so good, sneaky their death roller onto the pitch they were able to grab the ball cage up and march down to score. The rain started in the second half, and didn't let up until the final whistle. The Nightrunners held on as long as they could, but the might of the dwarves proved to be to much as they pushed down the pitch to score again in the second half. After the game the Nightrunners were seen sacrificing their journeyman, We're sure the union will have something to say about that. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-09-26 22:28:42 Match: Karlsberg Krusaders (1) vs. Da Bonehoard Blitzas (1) Da Blitzas wuz konfident in dis 'un, but dem sneaky git 'umies put sum grease on da ball wen dey kicked it inna second 'alf. We wuz gunna score wiv it, but den we couldn't pick it up fer da life v us. Den dem umies blew up da ground around our boyz n' took sum outa da game, dat ain't 'ow we'z 'upposed to play dos game. Lesson learned, next time we fergetz da ball an just goes wiv da bashin! http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-09-26 00:51:13 Match: Dunwich Horrors (3) vs. Gipfel Smokers (1) The Horrors are in the midst of an underwhelming season and were taking seriously being at the crest of the wave that is the Smokers' recent performance. With the addition of Morg-n-Thorg to their aggressive fouling game they have been piling up the wins and leaving bodies in their wake. The Great Horned Rat is great, however, and sent a blinding snowstorm for the entirety of the match. The Smokers' little feet may be hard but they're also smooth and many a 'Fling slipped on the ice and took themselves out of the match, including star player Bungo Overhill. Once Bungo ruptured his bung-hole and had to sit out the rest of the match it seemed to have doused the flames in the Smokers' hearts and the Horrors scored 3 unanswered TDs. Minto Littlefellow scored a TD in the dying moments of the game but it was too little too late and the Smokers lost their first match of the season 3-1. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-09-25 23:27:04 Match: Pint Sized Pests (1) vs. DESERT STORM (2) '1' is the loneliest number -Jay http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-09-22 18:55:22 Match: Mad Mice (1) vs. Da Bonehoard Blitzas (2) Dem ratz wuz 'arder dan we thought, n' fasta, real fasta. We gotz dem inna end though. Dem doesn't like da sweet napalmy aroma n' smoky finish of Farblast & Sons demolitions, #1 in BOOM! http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-09-22 02:55:26 Match: Da Bonehoard Blitzas (2) vs. The Massacre (2) Dem Massacre fellas is dead 'ard. We dont like dem much. Dey 'urt Toby real bad n' now him doesn't wanna play no more. Datz a blow to morale. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-09-21 22:29:03 Match: Vampiro Loco (1) vs. Pint Sized Pests (2) "Regeneration is the worst thing ever" -Every Vampire Everywhere http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-09-21 18:12:00 Match: Hashut's Hellfires (2) vs. Shimmy n Shake Shamblers (0) Two of the top pointed teams in Griff's division squared off tonight. Three halfling refs made a questionable choice banning King Toots from the opening drive. A early hit on Hthald seemed to be career ending, but once the screaming stopped the apothecary had him back in the game on the next drive. Some lucky KOs for the Hellfires got them a serious numbers advantage to let them push up the field to score putting it 1-0. Now at full strength, the Shamblers received, after a scrum, broke free, with time clicking down on the clock they went for a late pass which was fumbled.They still got to receive in the second half. They drove down the field and caught the Hellfires out of position but maybe Gooby pushed himself too hard? Maybe there was too much Goober? Either way he tripped up right before the goal line. The Hellfire's managed to recover the ball, and still it was only by blitzing and multiple "go for it"s that Maulgrym was able to score in the closing seconds of the match. A great match to watch with plenty of hitting and lot of exciting fighting over the ball. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-09-20 23:35:36