BKBBL feed http://atomichelix.com/ Black Knight Games Blood Bowl League RSS feed en-EN http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Fri, 20 Apr 2018 11:39:32 +0000 OBBLM 0.95 Match: Hamilton Tiger-Rats (2) vs. De Other Guyz (1) The game was proceeding normally until midway through the second half when a hapless Orc tripped over the goal line while attempting to tie the game and what followed was a comedy of errors by both teams. Fumbles! Trips! Double Skulls! This circus had it all, and after the dust settled the scoreline favoured the slightly less unlucky Tiger-Rats. http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-04-18 13:28:29 Match: Luscious Lustrian Ladies (1) vs. DESERT STORM (0) The final game of the regular season and not a cloud in the sky. The ladies are playing for a better playoff spot and the Storm - well let's not go there! The girls won the coin toss and kicked to the storm. With a little help from a METEOROMANCER it began to rain! This did not sit well with coach Barrovian who went into a coughing fit yelling "forget the ball" to which the team obeyed, but not before new rookie THROW RA picked up the ball like a pro. The storm also opened up a girl bashing with HackNSlash carving up a breast or two, whilst the team enforcer watched on. Effort has been in short supply from HackNSlash in earlier games. The first half finished without the ball passing the halfway mark. The second half transitioned from rain to a blizzard, which helped the girls start some "hair pulling" of their own, without the help of Luscious Lucy, who was feeling the effects of a McDirty's burger. The girls finally dug their heels in and scored on the final play of the game, the one and only touch down! When asked about the game, coach Barrovian, answered "Dem Gals got moves" http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-04-17 01:21:54 Match: Shimmy n Shake Shamblers (2) vs. Undead Poets Society (2) In a result that ruined both of their playoff chances, the two Undead teams were a little slow on the uptake, cashing in a draw that means that it's the end of the line for both. The Shamblers' coach will need to decide if he will bring back his husk of a team for next year, or trade it in for a snazzy new Necro vehicle. The Undead Poets Society has new fodder for their sad poems, as they miss the playoffs on the last play of the game. Bring on the off-season, good luck to the good teams! http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-04-11 13:45:24 Match: Da Bonehoard Blitzas (3) vs. Pact Tactics (0) Da Blitzas wanted ta end dis season wiv a bang, an' dats wot dey did. Chainsaws wuz raorin', big 'unz wuz 'funpin'. It werz a good 'ole game o' bloodbowl! http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-04-10 23:28:36 Match: Schluesselschloss Spoliators (1) vs. Skinkz 4 Dayz (3) In a desperate hope to keep their playoff dreams alive, the Skinks came out with an intensity even Morg'n'Thorg did not expect. With both Morg and an Ogre stunned on the very first plays of the game, the Skinks scored easily in 2 turns. Kicking the ball back to the humans, they swarmed quickly, popping it loose, and scored another quick TD. With things looking like they could turn ugly quickly, the Humans managed themselves a hard earned touchdown before the end of the half. Half 2 was less aggressive from the Skinks, though kicking off, they were able to get the ball away before it could become too protected. A nice corner kick definitely helped the matters. With only a turn left, the Skinks scored their third touchdown of the game, solidifying a 2-goal win and setting themselves up for some scoreboard watching. http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-04-10 23:16:57 Match: Unnecessary Krewlty (1) vs. Pact Tactics (2) Blitzer #9 on cruelty needs to roll a skill up. http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-04-09 22:08:22 Match: Snakes on a Plain (0) vs. Los Axlotl Chargers (4) Lord Nuffle was definately in the pocket of the Chargers for this Dark Elf versus Lizardmen tilt. It all began when the teams discovered they were on a Dwarven stone pitch... The Chargers pummelled the elves repeatedly, with many of them unable to get back up. To avoid more bashing, the Plain Snakes attempted to dodge away from the beating, only to have their cleats slip repeatedly on the stone surface, increasing their pain. As for the ball, the nimble skinks did their job well, scoring twice in the first half. Coach Inquisitor pulled out all his tricks to attempt to get back into the game early in the second half with his 5 remaining players, only to have the blessed Saurus Nawah intercept the pass for a sure elf TD, and returning it for the first of his career. Nawah was the Chargers man of the match with his stats including his TD, INT, Cas, and the MVP. Nuffle blessed him with a +1 ST for his efforts. Coach Twist recommends that Coach Inquisitor change his team name to not offend his Lizardmen players or Lord Nuffle further! http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-04-08 15:52:03 Match: Longwood Striders (2) vs. Skinkz 4 Dayz (2) With the game scheduled for 10am, kickoff was delayed over an hour thanks to the trash talking from both coaches, so much so that it seemed they forgot there WAS a match to be played. So, with that out of the way, they were ready to play some blood bowl. The first half went exactly to the lizards plan, with their intimidating skinks on top of skinks on top of skinks seeming to affect the elves ability to do...well - anything! 2-1 and receiving the ball in the second half, the skinks were feeling pretty good about themselves. However, the return of the sole wardancer, who spent the first half spectating, seemed to shake the skinks' confidence. The elves caused a turnover and scored with enough time for the skinks to take the lead again, but the elves showed some strong defense, and a tie is the best either side could take from that match. http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-04-07 14:06:04 Match: Da Bonehoard Blitzas (2) vs. DESERT STORM (0) Another rip-roaring game! There were bombs, there were hits, there was a ball (I think) http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-04-06 00:44:01 Match: Rat Kings of Reikland (4) vs. The Pestilent Plague-ridden (1) After the last few games, the Rat King fans were fed up with watching their team take a beating on the field and decided to dish out a few beatings of their own! With half the Nurgle team face down in the dirt, the thankful Skaven were able to snag a free touchdown which the Plague-Ridden couldn't recover from. http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-04-05 01:01:15 Match: Schluesselschloss Spoliators (3) vs. Unnecessary Krewlty (2) It was a strangely high scoring game. The humans took advantage of their speed. The orcs took advantage of their ability to pulverize. The goblin took advantage of his ability to be stunty and ran like hell for the end zone. http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-04-02 22:47:41 Match: Da Bonehoard Blitzas (0) vs. De Other Guyz (2) Highlight of the game. 4 black orc interceptions in a row on the same bomb. http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-03-30 14:08:45 Match: The Bruised Egos (0) vs. Rat Kings of Reikland (5) Scores of orc fans came out to the game, eager to see the Rat Kings take another good kickin'. Sadly for them, it was not to be and while the Bruised Egos would send 4 rats to the casualty bin, none of the injuries were bad enough to earn the golden retirement manacles. Also the rats ran the ball into the endzone a bunch. http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-03-30 00:24:31 Match: Undead Poets Society (1) vs. Skinkz 4 Dayz (3) Some people believe that Nuffle is cruel, or chaotic. But the lesson learned on the pitch today, on a wonderful morning in March, is that Nuffle is kind. He prefers kindness, and positivity. A lesson, unfortunately, that the Undead Poets and their brooding sonnets learned far too late in the match. After failing seemingly easy tasks, and watching Skinks perform feats of mastery, weaving in and out of tackle zones with ease, it was clear Nuffle had a preference. He rewarded kind gestures, nice words, and punished any trash talking that seemed to come (mostly) from the Undead coach. In the end, Skinks proved that all the world needs now is: love, sweet love... http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-03-28 13:16:55 Match: Hamilton Tiger-Rats (2) vs. Luscious Lustrian Ladies (1) An improbable blitz followed by a line rat doing his best gutter runner impression sealed a 7th straight victory for the Tiger-Rats http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-03-22 23:51:08 Match: The Bruised Egos (0) vs. Hamilton Tiger-Rats (4) The continued dominance of star gutter runner Terrence Tall-iver continued with four touchdowns in this one. After the game he was quoted as saying "No elf is gonna upstage me. Think they can take my TD crown, well I got a message for them. You can take my crown from my cold dead hands." A note from Tiger-Rats management - we would prefer Terrence's hands remain alive as they are valuable to this team. http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-03-22 01:07:56 Match: Los Axlotl Chargers (2) vs. Longwood Striders (3) in a game full of Twists the Chargers, where out blocked out scored and out classed. The first half at the 2 minute mark saw two saurs seriously injured, allowing the game to be 2-1 Striders. The second half turned around for the Chargers as they were able to tie it up, casualty a couple of the Striders, but with so few players they were not able to stop the Strider offence. http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-03-21 23:10:35 Match: Rat Kings of Reikland (1) vs. Da Bonehoard Blitzas (2) Sum tymez itz gud ta play on da home turf. We 'it the Field at the Blitzadome ready to play sum ball. Den in da opening minutes wot 'appenz? Dem schemey rat fings scores a Tuchdown! We checked da rulez an' it turns out dat 'dem is allowed ta do that! Who knew? So we getz da ball again, an dis time Cunnin' don't make no mistakes. 1-1 at da 'alf. Second alf started wiv da rats makin' a move for da endzone again, an ended wiv dem runnin fer da hills. Varag wuz nice enough ta give da ball to Jonsey so 'e could get a touchdown like a Blitza! Da Rat Kingz aint feelin very royal afta dis one! http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-03-20 23:51:20 Match: Pact Tactics (2) vs. Skinkz 4 Dayz (1) Lots of game played. Need to check if a MNG player can subsequently MNG due to sponsorship. Player #5 http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-03-20 21:54:07 Match: Tallymen (2) vs. The Slither Squad (1) Tallymen attained Residency at a lovely new stadium with unbelievably poorly made dungeons. Even under the watchful eye of our Norse referee the Rotters spent most of the game sticking needles into unsuspecting skinks. After attaining residency, the Tallymen immediately spent their bloated treasury purchasing their new Stadium. http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-03-20 14:28:52