BKBBL feed http://atomichelix.com/ Black Knight Games Blood Bowl League RSS feed en-EN http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Sun, 18 Feb 2018 09:38:34 +0000 OBBLM 0.95 Match: Rat Kings of Reikland (1) vs. Hamilton Tiger-Rats (3) In a game between rats and more rats the rats were the true winners. Also, the Tiger-Rats have yet to sustain a casualty through two games and expect that to continue for the entirety of the season. http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-02-16 10:03:17 Match: Schluesselschloss Spoliators (1) vs. Boomtown Rats (3) Skaven skullduggery at the start of the match ensured that the men from Schluesselschloss had a hard time picking up, handling, and, god forbid, moving the ball. The Spoliators took their frustration out in rat beatings. But that didn't stop the rats from scoring and scoring and scoring. Meanwhile the fans blew loads of cash on fancy merchandise. http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-02-15 20:29:47 Match: Crepuscular Cloacas! (2) vs. Undead Poets Society (1) After a brutal and brutally close game the lizards sneak a skink away for a game winning, last turn, go-for-it, touchdown. http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-02-15 17:53:29 Match: Longwood Striders (3) vs. Pact Tactics (0) This was a rough game for the Striders, They were down 4 players by the third turn, this didn't stop them from putting pressure on the Tactics. Murkhow decided he was going to be a ball carrier and caught two bouncing balls. After the first half the score was 1-0 The Striders started the half with 6 players in the second half and scored early, after kicking the ball they were able to retrieve and score again with only 5 players left on the pitch. Big Jeremy, spent 90% of the game staring at daisys on the pitch and costing the Tactics what had potential of being their first TD. http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-02-14 21:20:51 Match: The Pestilent Plague-ridden (0) vs. Undead Poets Society (1) Bob: For the fresh-faced fans of the Undead Poets Society their wait was finally over, as the brand new expansion team finally played their first game. Clint Sideline has more from field-level, Clint? CS: Thank you Bob. It was a Valentine's Day Massacre today as the Undead Poets Society was clearly eager to begin their era in the BKBBL. They racked up the casualties, including four kills, but it wasn't until the last moments that they were able to at last pick up the ball and walk it in for the game's only Touchdown. When asked after the game for comment on their monumental first victory the Undead Poets Society sent out a single player, Killiam Blake, who led the team with two kills, with only a prepared poem for the occasion: KB: --The Garden of Nurgle --I went to the Garden of Nurgle, --And saw what I never had seen: --A Stadium was built in the midst, --Where I used to play on the green. --And the gate of His chapel were shut, --And Thou shalt not hit over the door; --So I turn'd to the Garden of Nurgle --That so many sweet limbs we tore. --And I saw it was filled with graves, --And tomb-stones where flowers should be: --And 'Pothecaries in black-gowns, were walking their rounds, --And binding with briars, our undead desires. ----Killiam Blake CS: So there you have it Bob, whatever all that meant. I guess one thing is for certain, if the Undead Poets Society plan to read a poem like that after each victory, we will all be hoping for a one-win season for them - Bob? Bob: Great work Clint. Certainly you are right, nobody is tuning in for Hoplessly Necromantic culture like that - it's about the blood! And at least they provided us with that tonight! In other news... NOTE: Undead Poets Society has gained an Ongoing Sponsorship with Zombway - 'Eat Flesh' http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-02-14 14:08:39 Match: Hamilton Tiger-Rats (4) vs. Longwood Striders (2) This is a classic tale, that the score doesn't tell the complete story. The Tiger-rats, started strong with a 2 turn touch down, the Striders returned with a TD of their own. After the kick the Striders, blitzed the offense, putting pressure Collaros, he almost dropped the ball, but nuffle had his back. The Striders fought back and got the ball back and used a flea flicker to try and gain the advantage, unfortunately the grease from the rats hands made the ball slick and Heronin dropped the ball. This seemed to be the case every time the Striders had a chance to score. Nuffle drew a line on the pitch and the Striders were on the wrong side of that line. http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-02-11 22:21:43 Match: Luscious Lustrian Ladies (2) vs. Skinkz 4 Dayz (2) The team of all skinks were confused at how strong the Lustrious Ladies could actually be. It didn't stop them from killing one and badly injuring a few others, but count the tiny lizards surprised. Both teams squeaked out a score in the first half, and after a quick score from the ladies in the second half, the skinks had a seemingly impenetrable defense breached, and the ball popped out. Lucky for the lizards, the ball was easily accessible, and the ladies paid for their transgression. The lizards scooped it up, and tied the game 2-2 in the last turn. Both teams were left licking their wounds, but it was a well earned point for both coaches. http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-02-11 15:03:20 Match: Rat Kings of Reikland (1) vs. Schluesselschloss Spoliators (2) The weather, stadium, and referee were boring. The fans were very much not. http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-02-07 22:50:52 Match: Pact Tactics (1) vs. DESERT STORM (0) Lots of crazy things happened, then it was over. http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-02-07 00:05:42 Match: Da Bonehoard Blitzas (3) vs. Playing Possum with White Lightning (0) It wurz a perfectly mizerable sunny day when da Possums 'it da field against da Blitzas, an' 'it da field demz did! Theron Korronson stood by 'an watched as da boyz layed da boot to da possums, who thought layin on da ground wurz gunna 'elp dem summat. Da boyz wurz runnin out uv fingerz to count da knockouts an' 'urtin playaz, so dey decided only to 'it da onez dat stood back up in da second 'alf. http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-02-06 22:33:21 Match: Playing Possum with White Lightning (0) vs. Crepuscular Cloacas! (2) Two fresh teams entered a fresh pitch. Lizards murdered a goblin early on, and the undermanned team couldn't rally. http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-02-05 22:16:58 Match: Los Axolotl Chargers (0) vs. Da Bonehoard Blitzas (1) Los Axolotl Chargers travelled to Blitza Stadium for a rare morning match Monday and surprisingly came out of it unscathed! Despite Commissioner Awesome's best attempts to feed the rookie Chargers to the Orcs, the BKBBL Champion Bonehoard Blitzas were fantastic hosts. "They were very accomodating, some players stayed off and enjoyed some crisps in the dugout", Coach Twist explained without prompting. "We asked about scones and clotted cream as well, but that was pushing our luck." The Chargers attempted to score early in the first half, but Quetzal Leap proved as incompetent as a rookie skink and the play was quashed by turn four. Da Blitzas mostly ignored the ball and swarmed and stomped. They enjoyed it so much that they forgot to score at the end of the first half with a failed hand off and subsequent poor attempt at picking up the ball on turn 8. After a half time rant by Coach Loud'un, they figured it out and won by a score of 1-0, with casualties five badly hurts to one. http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-02-05 13:26:11 Match: The Bruised Egos (0) vs. Skinkz 4 Dayz (1) The inaugural game of Season 3 was a bit of a rough slog. The Lizardmen came in confident and ready to bruise some egos, but apparently they did not have that same conversation with the ball. Slippery little bugger...must not have been properly inflated or something. The second half change a bit with two orcs nursing wounds, the lizardmen were free to score. And that's all she wrote... http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-02-04 15:15:04 Match: Better than Thou (1) vs. Skinkz 4 Dayz (1) Better Than Thou came out were as confident as ever at the start of the game, but an evil curse played havoc on their ball handling skills while the Saurus Warriors played a steady beat on their skulls. After a nul first half each team was able to score early in the second half. Then, with seconds left in the game Batter than Thou made a desperate bid to take the ball away from the nearly skinkless skinks, but again the curse took hold, preventing the valiant heroes from achieving their much deserved win over clearly less capable opponents. RIP Entydal Sarlee and Katar Yllaralei, you may be missed, but probably not if we're being honest. http://atomichelix.com/ 2018-01-19 00:38:33 Match: Hashut's Hellfires (1) vs. Da Bonehoard Blitzas (2) Gaymz'a goodun. Dat ball wurz slippy, and dat one four-legged dwarf fing sure can run! Victory meal for da BONEHOARD BLITZAS!!!!! http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-11-21 00:44:51 Match: Shimmy n Shake Shamblers (1) vs. Hashut's Hellfires (2) The game opened with the Shakers recieving, the Hellfires managed to sneak in and score a TD. The Shakers recieved and nimbly dodged through the Hellfire line, the chaos dwarves attempted to box the ball carrier in but bull centaur tripped up leavng enough of a hole to score making it 1-1. The second half the Hellfires recieved, but a blitz caught them wide open. A huge melee took place in the center with a second ball appearing causing huge confusion. After the melee cleared the Hellfires proved victorious and ran both balls down the field to end the game 2-1. Lots of injuries. Brutal slug fest. One the fans will be talking about for years! http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-11-13 21:33:06 Match: Tallymen (0) vs. Da Bonehoard Blitzas (2) Itz alwayz a gud day fer some Bloodbowl, but it'z not alwayz gud ta fight dem nurgle boyz, dem is ugly an' can get da boyz sick. Since we'd played da Tallymen earlier dis year, we wuz more uzed to it den last time, still gross though. First 'alf dey kicked da ball at us, n' den dey came at us afore it hit da grownd, we said dat wuzn't right, but Jorm iz still lookin' fer da rule 'bout defrollas, so he didn't say nuffin. We managed to get da ball and score real late in the half anywayz, so it wuz all gud. Second 'alf we kicked da ball to dem, put it right where dey wanted it n' everyfing. Dey tried real 'ard, but da boyz wuz 'arder, n' by da end we wuz able to run da ball in fer a second marker. 2-0 BLITZAS! Rivabed Stay-dyum wuz all flooded again, so we'z ad ta play at unuva one. Dis wun din't ave gud lines on it, which we fough wuz fun, so after da game we decided we'd jus buy it! Welcome to Da Blitza-dome boyz. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-11-09 15:33:13 Match: Hashut's Hellfires (2) vs. De Other Guyz (1) A hot mic on Dhron Khyng caused a massive pitch invasion against the Hellfires stunning nearly the entire team. Blackhoof and a hobgoblin managed to keep the ball in Hellfire possession and after a desparate drive score. In response De Other Guyz tossed Leon high into the air and promptly scored ending the half. The second half started with the Orcs recieving. Bombs exploded everywhere and after a huge scrum the Hellfire's snuck up the field. A long bomb (litterally) dropped Stich inches from the line. With only seconds on the clock he managed to crawl out of the crater he was in and score. Final 2-1 Hellfires. Insanity. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-11-04 00:46:47 Match: Da Bonehoard Blitzas (2) vs. Hamilton Tiger-Rats (1) It werz a luverly day in Rivabed staydyum when dem ratz came at uz fer da first game or da playoffs. We wuz finkin' dat des ratz is gotta be like dem u'va ratz wut we stomped earlier in da season. We wuz only 'alf right on dat. Da first 'half ended 1-1 if you wuz lookin at da scoreboard, or a more dissapointin' 0-0 if youze is looker fer 'urt playerz. Da Boyz wuzn't so con-fi-dent about da second 'alf wiv so many ratz still on dere clawed up feets. Dem kicked to us, an at one point made a play to steel the ball frum our 'alf of the field. Da boyz wuz 'avin' nun of it though, an we took dat ball back. Just about everyone wuz in on day play. Even big fitz wuz caryin da ball at one point! We ended up drawin' the drive out to the end of the half, just like we do in practice, and didn't leave dem ratz wiz enough time to come back. Now we iz headin' to da semi-finals, an it looks like we'z got some smelly, beefy, kina-'umies to punch out way through to get to the final round. Dey ain't got dere big smelly dog fing, but we iz gunna mis big Jim and 'iz bombs. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-11-01 13:15:42 Match: Bard Nation United (2) vs. Tallymen (3) The stoic and silent Kri-ket fans watched quietly as goblins and balls were hucked end to end throughout a spectacular match. At one point star player Grotty was pushed past the sidelines, but the crowd made space for him and after signing a few autographs he was gently pushed back on to the pitch. Moments short of going into overtime, the Talleymen broke lose to score a resounding touchdown. http://atomichelix.com/ 2017-10-31 02:47:31