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Wayland White (Shimmy n Shake Shamblers ): In loving Memory.....
Died Mon Sep 11 2017 after 96 days

Wayland passed not so gracefully on Monday September 14th at the hands on an Orc as they suffered their teams first loss. Wayland led the team with 4 touchdowns and was more importantly recognized as the captain of the Shamblers Here is a bit of information. You might not have know about Wayland White. Wayland is the not so favourite twin brother of Willy. The White family has always had a tradition of being royalty but Wayland has always been a rough and tumble kind of guy. In the afterlife, he has come back to make sure his brother stays out of trouble and is more the muscle of the two. When the Shamblers picked him up from his Ogre half time wrestling incident, Wayland has enjoyed getting to the front line on the pitch and trying to knock heads. He has no fears of taking on 1 or even 2 ogres single handed. You will be sadly missed Wayland and thanks for looking out for me - Willy White
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Posted Thu Sep 14 2017
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Robin was looking behind his back when an elf bashed him to the ground. He fell on his head and was declared dead instantly. Aldaren commented after the game, "Laughter is not the cure for THIS ailment Patch!... what... too soon?"
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Posted Wed Apr 6 2016
Died Sat Apr 2 2016 after 131 days

Ugga Limb Loppa took exception to Richard constantly chanting boistrously "1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and let's take it to the left, we're going left, and right and left and..." CHAINSAW IN THE FACE!!!! Ugga commented after the match saying, "Da Jet Ski was distr.. distra.. dumb. So wez say bye to da Jet Ski fereva. Dere waz much re-joy'sin"
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Posted Sun Apr 3 2016
Died Sat Apr 2 2016 after 119 days

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Was forever burdened by the weight of his predecessor, and his own guilt for having truly enjoyed the Hulk Burger (TM) he had at the game. Attempted to honour his memory by dying against the same team.
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Posted Fri Dec 4 2015
Died Wed Nov 11 2015 after 730 days

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Thought he saw a cool pebble on the ground. He did, it knocked his head so hard that he died.
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Posted Fri Dec 4 2015
Died Sat Oct 17 2015 after 266 days

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Continued the proud tradition of skinks who were just terrifically bad at dodging. Seemed unaware that going head first into the turf could prove fatal.
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Posted Fri Dec 4 2015
Died Sat Oct 3 2015 after 37 days

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Died Sat Sep 19 2015 after 681 days

He was a literal beast, but even a beast can't stop a chainsaw. The doctors attempted to piece him back together but were beaten to the corpse by the food vendors who offered Hulk Burgers (TM) for the rest of the evening.
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Posted Fri Dec 4 2015
Died Sat Sep 19 2015 after 681 days

A real trooper, lost some of the skip in his step and battled a recurring injury but never gave up. Slipped, ate dirt and died, his team claims he was tripped.
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Posted Fri Dec 4 2015
Died Sat Sep 19 2015 after 512 days

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Died Wed May 13 2015 after 25 days

After seeing Bhorgos' abilities on the pitch, coaching staff didn't even bother sending one of the three team apothecaries onto the pitch to save him.
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Posted Thu May 14 2015
Died Sat May 2 2015 after 527 days

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Vebarra (Karond Kar Reavers): Dump off, into the grave
Died Sat May 2 2015 after 322 days

Here lies Vebarra, who scored many touchdowns and helped lead the Reavers to their first championship. Though he never managed to pass the ball safely in the face of danger, he sure could retaliate when a game was on the line. He will be missed.
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Posted Sat May 2 2015
Died Thu Apr 30 2015 after 353 days

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Died Tue Apr 28 2015 after 655 days

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Died Fri Apr 24 2015 after 533 days

The favoured twin much more useful than his brother. Never found the love of the fans though going his entire 47 game career without being named MVP.
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Posted Mon Jul 27 2015
Died Wed Apr 22 2015 after 449 days

Gorthor Doomblight was a menace to his opponents with his well rounded play with the ball and without it. His increased strength and uncanny ability to stay on his feet made opponents take note of number 5 for the Berserkers every game. His eventual demise occurred while outnumbered in the middle of the pitch versus MMMM, where a minotaur gored him in the back, ending is legacy. He will be remembered fondly in the Blight Berserkers team Hall of Fame.
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Posted Thu Apr 23 2015
Died Mon Apr 20 2015 after 523 days

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Died Mon Apr 6 2015 after 486 days

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Dake Elfslayer (Carpe Mortis): A casualty, a true loss.
Died Tue Mar 31 2015 after 209 days

The first Werewolf to die. The team mourned the loss. And the game sucked, too.
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Posted Tue Apr 7 2015
Died Sat Feb 7 2015 after 580 days

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Posted Tue Jan 20 2015
Died Tue Jan 20 2015 after 68 days

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Posted Sat Jan 17 2015
Died Thu Jan 15 2015 after 334 days

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Posted Thu Jan 15 2015
Died Thu Jan 15 2015 after 328 days

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Posted Tue Jan 6 2015
Died Tue Jan 6 2015 after 32 days

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Posted Thu Jan 1 2015
Died Sun Dec 28 2014 after 342 days

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Posted Sun Dec 28 2014
Died Tue Dec 23 2014 after 150 days

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Posted Tue Dec 23 2014
Died Mon Dec 22 2014 after 381 days

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Posted Mon Dec 22 2014
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Posted Mon Dec 22 2014
Died Mon Dec 15 2014 after 1 days

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Posted Mon Dec 15 2014
Died Mon Dec 15 2014 after 303 days

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Posted Mon Dec 15 2014
Died Sun Dec 14 2014 after 197 days

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Posted Sun Dec 14 2014
Died Sun Dec 14 2014 after 24 days

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Posted Sun Dec 14 2014
Died Sun Dec 14 2014 after 225 days

Took the number one jersey after it's previous inhabitant was murdered. Brought touchdown glory to the number once again before being murdered by the same coach who killed his predecessor.
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Posted Sun Dec 14 2014
Died Sat Dec 13 2014 after 333 days

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Posted Sat Dec 13 2014
Died Fri Dec 12 2014 after 326 days

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Posted Fri Dec 12 2014
Died Thu Dec 11 2014 after 318 days

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Posted Thu Dec 11 2014
Died Thu Dec 11 2014 after 318 days

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Died Thu Dec 11 2014 after 180 days

Don't actually remember who this was...probably an assassin, those chumps are always falling over dead.
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Posted Wed Dec 17 2014
Died Thu Dec 11 2014 after 54 days

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Posted Thu Dec 11 2014
Died Mon Dec 8 2014 after 292 days

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Posted Mon Dec 8 2014
Died Sun Dec 7 2014 after 498 days

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Posted Sun Dec 7 2014
Died Fri Dec 5 2014 after 340 days

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Posted Sat Dec 6 2014
Died Fri Dec 5 2014 after 340 days

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Died Tue Nov 25 2014 after 203 days

Appeared in 23 games without doing a single notable thing. When asked for a comment his coach was heard saying, "I had forgotten he was even on our team."
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Posted Tue Nov 25 2014
Died Tue Nov 25 2014 after 362 days

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Posted Tue Dec 30 2014
Died Sun Nov 23 2014 after 325 days

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Posted Fri Nov 21 2014
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Died Sun Nov 16 2014 after 1 days

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Posted Wed Nov 19 2014
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Died Sun Nov 16 2014 after 1 days

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Posted Fri Nov 14 2014
Died Mon Nov 10 2014 after 98 days

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Posted Wed Nov 12 2014
Died Sun Nov 9 2014 after 357 days

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Scrybble (Street Rats of Agrabah): Another one bites the dust...
Died Sun Nov 9 2014 after 302 days

Scrybble's long and reasonably glorious career with the Street Rats is over, ended by the scaly fist of a lizardman. His death leaves the Street Rats with only two of the original linemen left.
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Posted Sun Nov 9 2014
Died Sun Nov 9 2014 after 80 days

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Posted Thu Oct 30 2014
Died Thu Oct 30 2014 after 9 days

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Died Wed Oct 29 2014 after 87 days

After playing a total of 3 games, Foulheart died in a battle with another Chaos team. He should have never made it out of the Chaos Wastes. The team scout was buried with him by Coach Twist for bad advice.
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Posted Wed Oct 29 2014
Died Wed Oct 29 2014 after 293 days

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Died Sat Oct 18 2014 after 70 days

Nobody really knows who this guy was, and any attempts to contact his family (so they can be punished for his many failings) have ended at the Temple of Khaine, who have nothing to say on the subject.
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Posted Thu Oct 30 2014
Died Fri Oct 17 2014 after 257 days

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Skritt Peein (Carpe Mortis): 1 down, many to go.
Died Tue Oct 14 2014 after 41 days

This useless puke didn't do anything of note. 0 SPP. He was fodder. At least he did one thing right. Back to work.
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Posted Wed Oct 15 2014
Died Tue Oct 14 2014 after 267 days

The most observant member of the team. He wasn't watching the Flesh Golem right behind him, whom proceeded to eviscerate him. Guess he should have kept a look out.
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Posted Thu Oct 16 2014
Died Sun Oct 5 2014 after 139 days

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Posted Sun Jan 11 2015
Died Sun Oct 5 2014 after 139 days

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Posted Fri Jan 9 2015
Died Sun Oct 5 2014 after 250 days

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Posted Sat Jan 10 2015
Died Tue Sep 9 2014 after 253 days

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Died Sat Sep 6 2014 after 7 days

All the king's horses and all the king's men could never put All-the-Shieldbearerixes back together again.
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Posted Thu Sep 18 2014
Died Sat Sep 6 2014 after 152 days

He will never get another fix again.
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Posted Thu Sep 18 2014
Died Wed Aug 27 2014 after 287 days

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Posted Fri Jan 9 2015
Died Mon Aug 25 2014 after 195 days

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Died Thu Aug 14 2014 after 234 days

Once killed an orc lineman but suffered a rash of injuries eventually culminating in death by goring at the hands of a Beast-Woman
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Posted Mon Jul 27 2015
Died Thu Aug 14 2014 after 75 days

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Posted Sat Jan 10 2015
Died Sat Aug 2 2014 after 262 days

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Posted Sun Jan 11 2015
Died Tue Jul 29 2014 after 4 days

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Posted Fri Jan 9 2015
Died Mon Jul 28 2014 after 257 days

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Died Thu Jul 24 2014 after 259 days

Was both strong and agile but couldn't escape the tomb guardian who bit off his head. Attempts were made to revive him but without a head it was not successful.
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Posted Mon Jul 27 2015
Died Tue Jul 22 2014 after 35 days

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Died Fri Jul 18 2014 after 172 days

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Died Fri Jul 18 2014 after 9 days

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Died Fri Jul 18 2014 after 34 days

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Died Thu Jul 17 2014 after 168 days

Considered more slippery than most linerats but couldn't quite escape the grasp of an angry Chaos Warrior.
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Posted Mon Jul 27 2015
Died Tue Jul 15 2014 after 353 days

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Died Mon Jul 14 2014 after 247 days

The stout-hearted Obelix lasted since the inception of the team. He was a hard loss. (The coach is genuinely sad for this player)
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Posted Thu Sep 18 2014
Died Mon Jul 14 2014 after 283 days

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Died Mon Jul 14 2014 after 218 days

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Hob the Rocker (Awesome Squad): Rock on little buddy!
Died Sat Jul 12 2014 after 166 days

Hob was sentenced to death when a orc blitzer on Saturday July 12th, 2014 there will be no funeral held and his next of kin will never be informed.
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Posted Sun Jul 13 2014
Died Fri Jul 11 2014 after 34 days

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Died Sat Jun 28 2014 after 354 days

They said he could kick the ball better than anyone. Wasn't much good at anything else though. Paid the price in blowout win over a gang of orcs as his teammates were too busy celebrating to notice.
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Posted Mon Jul 27 2015
Died Sat Jun 28 2014 after 38 days

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Died Fri Jun 27 2014 after 221 days

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Died Fri Jun 27 2014 after 221 days

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Died Thu Jun 26 2014 after 149 days

The Chaos Gods gifted Angaar his armour as a joke, it was brittle and offered no protection at all!
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Posted Wed Oct 29 2014
Julius the Sprinkler (Awesome Squad): Prisoner of life no more!
Died Wed Jun 25 2014 after 149 days

Julius the Sprinkler was an as agile of a criminal as they come, however when a Orc Blitzer has been kicked in the beans enough he retaliates. Julius' death was a product of just that.
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Posted Sun Jul 6 2014
Died Mon Jun 23 2014 after 195 days

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Posted Sun Jan 11 2015
Died Sat Jun 21 2014 after 88 days

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Died Fri Jun 20 2014 after 215 days

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Died Fri Jun 20 2014 after 169 days

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Died Fri Jun 20 2014 after 293 days

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Died Fri Jun 20 2014 after 13 days

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Died Tue Jun 17 2014 after 166 days

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Died Tue Jun 17 2014 after 4 days

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Died Tue Jun 17 2014 after 2 days

He lasted a single turn on the battlefield.
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Posted Tue Jul 1 2014
Swiffyl (Street Rats of Agrabah): Father. Husband. Brother. Speedbump.
Died Fri Jun 13 2014 after 153 days

Swiffyl went to the Great Horned Rat after a punishing uppercut from a huge black orc that knocked his teeth through the back of his head. He leaves behind thirty-six children and his brother Scrybble, who has vowed to carry on the family legacy of uninspiring linerat play.
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Posted Fri Jun 13 2014
Died Fri Jun 13 2014 after 136 days

Killed by a Gutter Runner. How embarrassing...
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Posted Wed Oct 29 2014
Died Wed Jun 11 2014 after 286 days

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Died Tue Jun 10 2014 after 338 days

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Died Tue Jun 10 2014 after 155 days

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Died Tue Jun 10 2014 after 159 days

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Died Sat Jun 7 2014 after 127 days

Generix died a generic death. That's all I have to say about that.
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Posted Tue Jul 1 2014
Died Thu Jun 5 2014 after 310 days

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Died Sun Jun 1 2014 after 61 days

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Died Sat May 31 2014 after 172 days

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Died Sat May 31 2014 after 52 days

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Posted Thu Oct 16 2014
Died Mon May 19 2014 after 156 days

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Died Sat May 17 2014 after 22 days

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Posted Sat Nov 22 2014
Died Sat May 17 2014 after 177 days

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Died Fri May 16 2014 after 154 days

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Died Mon May 12 2014 after 86 days

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Died Mon May 12 2014 after 5 days

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Died Sat May 10 2014 after 0 days

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Died Tue May 6 2014 after 159 days

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Died Tue May 6 2014 after 143 days

Mercilessly slaughtered by a Dark Elf before he even had a chance to live, or even do anything notable.
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Posted Mon Jul 27 2015
Died Tue May 6 2014 after 64 days

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Died Sat May 3 2014 after 8 days

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Died Sat May 3 2014 after 0 days

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Died Fri May 2 2014 after 20 days

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Died Wed Apr 30 2014 after 1 days

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Died Wed Apr 30 2014 after 0 days

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Died Thu Apr 24 2014 after 324 days

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Died Sat Apr 19 2014 after 16 days

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Died Fri Apr 18 2014 after 262 days

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Died Fri Apr 18 2014 after 262 days

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Died Tue Apr 15 2014 after 12 days

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Died Sun Apr 13 2014 after 280 days

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Died Sun Apr 13 2014 after 280 days

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Died Fri Apr 11 2014 after 149 days

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